The Flim Flam Game

[Dapper Charmer 591]

The person above you posts a crazy invention and the next person tries to sell that invention. Then they post an invention.

 

EG.

 

person 1: Bacon Pajama's

 

person 2: Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night with a huge craving for bacon. but you find you have no bacon in the fridge. Well your troubles are over with the new and improved Bacon Pajamas

 

Shusi avalanche.

 

Here's my Invention: Dolphin Child

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Have you ever woke up one day and thought 

"I  wonder what it would be like to have a Dolphin Child?"

Well look no further, because we're selling children! That are Dolphins!

 

My Invention

Cats on Fire.

[Meson Bolt 2,649]

"Have you ever wanted a cat that's cuddly and warm? Well, it's your lucky day! Today we're selling cats on fire! These inflammable felines will forever keep you warm and toasty inside your cold and poorly-insulated homes! They can be used to light your fireplace, stove, or fire pit! But don't wait to order! They tend to go really, really fast!"

 

(Flim Flam Enterprises cannot be held responsible for any property damage, injury, or loss of life affiliated with the product)

 

 

My invention:

 

A fighter jet made out of biceps

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Have you ever needed biceps that fly at the speed of sound? Well look no further, cause we got em!

 

My Invention

Potato House Cement.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Does your home seem to be plain and boring for your tastes? Do you occasionally hit your head on the house, wishing it was made of something softer, more unique ... tastier?  That's right, everypony!  Buy the Flim Flam brothers' newest, tastiest invention yet: Potato House Cement!  And now, for a limited time, for each 200 gallons bought, you get two gallons COMPLETELY FREE!  What a bargain! Buy now!

The Flim Flam brothers are not responsible for stomach or health problems as a result of eating the cement.  Some structures containing the cement have been known to be at risk from collapse.  Use responsibly.

 

My invention: Magic Force Field Cannon

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Magic Force Field Cannon!

Are you a hopeless, useless and pointless guard that always gets the brunt of it?

Then the Magic Force Field Cannon is your answer to protection from big and evil powers!

 

My Invention:

Arm Pit Scope Attachment.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Have you recently won a lifetime supply of deoderant but you don't know want to with it? Have you ever wanted to make armpit noises with your gun? Well your problems are over with the Film Flam Brother's Arm Pit Scope Attachment™. This attachment combines all the combat skills of a scope with all the fun of an arm pit. But yours today.

 

(Warning: The Arm Pit Scope Attachment needs to be shaved regularly and is probe to smell. Do not consume)

 

My Invention :

Hat Dungeon™

Edited January 12, 2016 by Dapper Charmer

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Ever needed a hat that was a dungeon!?

Me neither!

But you can buy one! And get lost forever in it, Isn't that great!

Fun for all the family.

Now also comes with a Prison Edition.

 

My Invention

Cute Cuddly Pets made into Food Paste, Packed.

Edited January 12, 2016 by Lunar Echo

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Do you hate people who melt when they see cute, cuddly animals? Are you hungry for a tasty snake to eat between meal? Well now you can quite literally kill two birds with one stone with the Flim Flam Brothers: Cuddly Animal Food Paste™. This delicious paste is extremely delicious and comes in four great flavours; Puppy, Kitten, Bunny and Baby seal. So what are you waiting for pick up your Cuddly Animal Food Paste™ today.

 

(Warning Cuddly Animal Food Paste is very poisonous and eating the product will most definatly result in you going to hell)

 

My Invention:

Grammer Gun™

Edited January 12, 2016 by Dapper Charmer

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Don't you just love autocorrect fails that get you grounded? Well we can autocorrect your words and get you grounded even harder for just $19.99! If you don't buy our product, go f*** yourself.

Anti-Brony to Brony Converter

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Are you a brony?  Chances are, if you are reading this, the answer is yes!  But what about all of those others that are missing out?  Well today, you can do something about it!  For only 115 bits, you can receive TWO beanies (come in pink and blue!) that, when placed on the head of a non-brony, force them into watching all MLP:FiM episodes!  The process has been proven to practically guarantee* bronification!  Get yours today!

 

*Approximately one in seventy people tested have been successfully converted.

 

My invention: Steam Cube Pasta

Edited January 13, 2016 by 20% Cooler Than Cake

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

Everyone loves pasta, but those traditional pasta shapes have been around since FOREVER!  Shake up your next pasta-based meal by replacing those boring tube or swirly-shaped noodles with Steam Cube Pasta.  What is Steam Cube Pasta?  It's pasta that comes in the shape of tiny cubes; a unique noodle variety that's created exclusively in our patented steam-powered pasta factories.  It really is!  This isn't just something Ted from marketing came up with on a whim (and after one too many margaritas).

 

My invention:

The Face Replacer

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

Think your face is too ugly for words? Get it replaced today. Wow your friends, your foes, and your family! Even wow your pet, who probably wouldn't even notice either way. Its THAT amazing! We're serious about this! DEAD serious.

 

My invention: The super party cannon 2000