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Why Twilight Sparkle is the most useless pony in the show


Flamestreak1990

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yad sloof lirpA yppah oslA

wohs eht ni ynop dewnu eht si iwt taht denimreted evah I erom yna snosaer eseht roF
.srewop ssecnirP eht fo taereht tuohtiw kerit taefed neve t'ndluoc ehS
skoob suoicerp reh tuohtiw GNIHTYNA od t'nac ehS

dren a s'ehS

.LUFESU eb dluow ehs yhw snosaer fo kniht neve t'ndluoc I

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I had a bible verse here before? Geez, things have changed so much. Uhh, Trans Rights

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I couldn't even think of reasons why she would be USEFUL.

 

She's a nerd

 

She can't do ANYTHING without her precious books

She couldn't even defeat tirek without thereat of the Princess powers.

For these reasons any more I have determined that twi is the unwed pony in the show

 

Also happy April fools day

 

Lol I see this post is an April fools joke :) Everyone knows Twilight is best Purple Princess.

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Unwed? So Twilight's not married too?

 

Please. Who would marry Twilight? She's about as unattractive as Rarity. 

 

 

 

EDIT: She even won the most unattractive pony contest. Rarity would have been ugliest, but there were too many cheaters. 

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Twilight is so useless, that even Spike feels like he is now important.

 

 

 

Now I am sad.

 

My least favorite ponies in order from worst to less worst:

 

1) Rarity

2) Twilight

3) 4 way rest of Mane 6 tie

4) Spike

5) Jeff from Accounting

6) Princesses Royal Tie Of Awfulness

7) Prince Shining Armor

8) Prince Bloodblood, for being a jerk to Rarity

9) Prince Trenderhoof, for being a jerk to Rarity

10) Everypony else on Friendship is Magic. I don't even LIKE this show!

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FINALLY, a thread I can TRULY identify with!

 

Ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAA hahahahahahahaaa!!!!!

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OK before everyone gets upset yes this is a April fools joke and grammar was intentionally bad..... Yeah

 

Revealing the joke...

 

For shame!


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