private The school for Criminals

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@crispy fries,

 

Mercury blinked at the cell that was soon to be hers. "What am I even here for?" she asked. Her voice was smooth and quiet and trailed off at the end from reluctance. Nonetheless, she stepped into the cell, looking carefully around it. Satisfied by her investigations, she sat down quietly and watched Redwood with dull gray eyes.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Amorphous,

 

"Ah don't know why yer in here, and frankly, ah don't give a piss and a half. What ah do know is that ah gotta make sure that y'all stay in line," said Redwood before closing Mercury's cell door.

 

@@reader8363 @@SugarfootWillie,

 

Redwood decided she should probably see if Shadow still didn't need help dealing with Kurren$y.

 

"Sir, should ah take him to th' infirmary?" she asked.

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A buzzer went off, signalling that it was time to get in the cells. Guard walked to their room, 

 

Nightmare walked into her room and fell asleep. 

 

@@SugarfootWillie,@@crispy fries,

Shadow heard the buzzer and said as he opened a portal, 

"It's fine. Time to get into your cell, I'll send the doctor in the morning."

 He tossed him into the cell and headed to his office

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

Hooligan watched quietly as Redwood brought in a new prisoner and put her in the cell across from him. He watched Redwood leave and decided to introduce himself.

 

@@Amorphous

 

"Hey there, my names Hooligan." he said to her, "I haven't seen you around here before. That means you're new right?"

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363,

 

"Yessir," said Redwood as she left for her quarters.

 

Before climbing into bed, Redwood took out the seductive photo of her that she had taken. She had likely taken it for the same reason she had gone so far with Hooligan. For the thrill. It was the only real enjoyment she could get around here, but it was of course something she liked to do. Redwood went to bed eager for tomorrow.

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Dapper Charmer, 

 

Mercury glanced up at Hooligan. She nodded and waved one hoof. "Hi," she said, voice quiet. It was the quiet of caution now, instead of reluctance. She seemed somehow stronger than she had in the presence of the guards. Perhaps it was the way she raised her head, or the brightness behind her gray eyes.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@Amorphous

 

Hooligan gave a slight Chuckle, "you know you don't have to be so quiet," he said to her happily, "guards don't care if we talk. Just as long as we don't talk about my plans to overthrow Equestria." Hooligan laughed for a bit at himself and the stopped, "you got a name?"

[Missklang 1,053]

@@Amorphous,@@Dapper Charmer

Missklang was roaming on the roofs. He had no desire to return to his cell what's so ever. In fact, he positioned his newly acquired skeleton at his place in the bed. Knowing the guard, it would suffice to give the illusion of his presence. In case some creepsters decide to check more thoroughly, he left a note indicating his position and the time he was planning to return, around two o'clock. He started peeking in windows of the cells when he heard an interesting conversation. He fell over by the window, using his tail as a safety cord with which he was keeping himself from falling to the ground. Like that, he was hanging upside down. He realised that this was the newcomer's room. His eyes lit red in the dark frame of the window.

 

Overthrow Equestria? This does sound fun. Sign me in...

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@Missklang

 

Hooligan couldn't see the out line of the pony hanging outside the newcomers room, but his eyes and voice were unmistakable. "Hey Missklang," Hooligan said with a grin, "I love the enthusiasm you have there but I'm sad to inform you I was kidding. But if you do want to course some trouble tomorrow I'd be more than happy."

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Dapper Charmer, 

 

Mercury blinked at him. "My name is Mercury," she said. "What's yours?"

 

 Mercury kept her eyes trained on Hooligan, though she lay as perfectly still as a statue. The fur around her fetlocks was ruffled from the shackles which, she noted, had not been returned. Perhaps it was unneccesary.

 

"And, by the way, are we being watched?" she asked.

[Missklang 1,053]

@@Dapper Charmer,@@Amorphous,

Oh, it's quite regrettable. Well, there will be more time to destroy Equestria in the future. Cause trouble, however, does have an appealing sound to it. I might as well consider it. As long as I'm not caught, it would be even more fun.

 

He looked at Mercury.

 

I am quite sorry for the late intrusion. I was just...hanging around.

 

He puffed at his pun. Wobbling on his tail in the middle of the window frame. 

 

Redwood didn't let me do the proper greetings. But I've heard your name, and you heard mine, so in some way, we were presented to each other all ready. Quite amusing. I won't bother for long. I still have to get back to my cell before somepony notice. But there is hardly anypony on the roofs here. No one is foolish enough to balance on the slippery slopes of this castle's top. Except Shadow of course...

Edited May 2, 2016 by Missklang

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@@Missklang, 

Shadow flew onto the roof, was surprised to see Missklang's tail. He grabbed his scythe out of a portal and walked over. He said as he grabbed his tail and pulled him up,

"What are you doing out of your cell and out of the castle. I haven't had any fun in a while."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@Amorphous, @@Missklang

 

"Does that answer your question?" Hooligan chuckled, referring to Missklang talking to her, "and my names Hooligan, I'm the worst villain in here and I've been here longer than any pony. So if you ever need anything don't be afraid to give me a call." Hooligan gave Mercury a friendly grin

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Missklang, @@Dapper Charmer, 

 

Mercury raised an eyebrow, trying to get her thoughts in order as Missklang snapped away. She thought she heard a voice. Mercury's ears twitched, the only sign of her worry. She pondered whether helping would be worth the potential cost before glancing at Hooligan. Perhaps not the most sound guidance in Equestria, but it was something.

 

"Hey. Should I go up there?" she said.

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

Oh, speaking of the devil... You should be surprised. That's what I am for. If I was to not surprise, what would be the point? 

 

He looked at his scythe.

 

Owww, quite a beauty you got there... Last time I saw one like that, it was death who was wielding it. But you are no shinigami, aren't you? Well, I found that there were no ghosts here, so I decided to take the duty. This place needs somepony to haunt it at night, no? A poltergeist perhaps? A spook that keep prisoners in their cells at night. I can't stay all the night in the cell! I slept this week twice already! That is the double of the usual amount of sleep! I have too much energy.

Edited May 2, 2016 by Missklang

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@Amorphous

 

"I wouldn't bother. Missklang will be back in her cell soon enough," Hooligan said confidently, "besides, I think Missklang and Nightmare would prefer to be alone." Hooligan winked and chuckled. "So tell me Mercury, what'd you do to get yourself thrown in here?"

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Dapper Charmer, 

 

Mercury chuckled at Hooligan's jokes. She tapped one hoof twice against the floor, causing her horseshoe to click. Her eyes flicked around the room, searching, before she spoke. "Well, I may or may not have stolen thousands of bits from various banks..." she said furtively, brushing her mane over one side of her head. She laughed, though it had a heavy sound.

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Missklang, 

Shadow dropped him on the roof and said, 

"Sorry, that position is already taken by me. I scare the prisoner to stay put, I scare anyone that comes across me."

He opened a portal and dropped Missklang into his cell, then he laid down and look at the night sky

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@Amorphous

 

Hooligan couldn't help but laugh with Mercury, "that's pretty imprssive if i do say myself," said Hooligan with a grin, "I'm in here for homicide, grand larceny, tax evasion, identity theft, destruction of property, assault, drug trafficing, canibillism, attempted regicide and littering." Hooligan grinned proudly.

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

Mercury nodded. She slowly clambered into her cot, rolling over and letting her vermilion tail hang off the edge. "I'll get all excited tomorrow," she declared. "Weird sleep schedules make me all homicidal." One of her silvery ears twitched once before stilling. 

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@Amorphous

 

Hooligan smiled, "Well it was good to meet you Mercury," Hooligan said happily, "maybe tomorrow I can show you around. But anyway, good night."

 

Hooligan lay down on the floor and closed his eyes. As soon as he did the image of a very seductive Redwood entered his mind. Hooligan smiled and soon fell asleep.

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@crispy fries, @@Amorphous,@@Dapper Charmer, @@reader8363,

 

 

Kurren$y laid out across the cadillac trying to organize tomorrow's events. First thing should be food. Probably have to skip a few meals tomorrow. Then again these ****** seem like nothing but head-cases. I don't know if I buy 'em like that. Plus Hooligan got the juice card with Mudflat. She needs to be gone but a thirsty ***** might be more dangerous.*sigh* I'ma get it somehow.

 

"Roll call *****! Who the f*** hear me? ***** be needing paper in the block!"

[crispy fries 432]

@@SugarfootWillie,

 

Redwood actually found herself having a bit of trouble falling asleep, so she figured she might as well go yell at Kurren$y to shut up. She got up and headed over to his cell, hitting the door with her baton to get his attention.

 

"Shut th' fuck up," she ordered. "Or ah might up th' number of broken legs y'all got."

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@crispy fries,

 

Kurren$y didn't even bother to move from his bunk, he had enough ball busting for one day. He kept his eyes closed and docilely said

 

"B**** ain't no mof***er got time fo' yo ratchet a** less you got that paper I be needing. Actually no, while you there how's about a standing ovation? I ain't talking bout yo hooves neither. Who the f*** had jigs this time anyway? Ya'll some unreliable a** ******."

[crispy fries 432]

@@SugarfootWillie,

 

"Ah can't even tell if yer speakin' a real language half th' time. And if y'all keep callin' me a bitch, ah'm gonna come in there and break somethin' y'all would rather have intact," threatened Redwood.

 

She was just about done with Kurren$y's disrespectful attitude.