private The school for Criminals

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

"That's what I hear," said Hooligan with a chuckle. He smiled, happy to see that, at the very least, Redwood wasnt having a completly aweful time on this, "I've been wondering something about earth ponies," he said playfully, "do they all have amazing flanks or is that just you?"

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

Redwood chuckled again and said, "Well, doin' most of th' manual labor tends to keep us in shape. Of course, ah do take a little pride in this here finely toned Appleoosan flank." Redwood had moved on from not believing that she was flirting to not believing that she was enjoying herself.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

"Damn," said Hooligan playfully as he bit his bottom lip slightly. He finished his meal and looked up at Redwood with a smile, "I'm really glad that you agreed to this Redwood. You'll probably say that you had no other choice but you could have convinced me just to take the photo if you tried. So thank you."

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Now, hold on a second," grinned Redwood. "Y'all might be done with yer meal, but ah ain't done with you. Ah'm feelin' real naughty right now."

 

What she was doing seemed absolutely crazy, but Redwood didn't care. She had already cut loose by beating Hooligan, so maybe it was time to cut loose with him again. Although she didn't have a beating in mind this time.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

Hooligan gulped as he face went a deep shade of red. Was Redwood talking about what he thought she was talking about? Surely she was joking. There's no way she could be serious. Hooligan gulped again. There was only one way to find out. Hooligan slowly leaned in and kissed her.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

Redwood grabbed Hooligan and pulled him towards her, then began kissing him deeply and just a little bit aggressively. "Is this what y'all want?" she asked in between kisses. Now, Redwood was truly cutting loose, disregarding any inhibitions she might have had.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

"You better f#@&ing believe this is what I want," replied Hooligan in between kidding Redwood. He couldn't believe this was happening. When he had arranged this he never expected it'd turn out like this. He moved his hoof to Red's flank pulling her closer to him. He then began exploring her mouth with his tongue.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Mmmph!" exclaimed Redwood when she felt Hooligan grab her flank. "That's right, don't be afraid to get a little rough." She didn't expect it to turn out this way either. While taking out her frustrations by beating somepony had a certain catharsis to it, this was much, much better.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

As Hooligan was kissing Redwood he pushed her against the wall next to the light switch (just in case ;3) "You really are a naughty made," he said with a wicked grin, "you've gone from a date with a criminal to straight up making out with." He kissed her passionately and gave her flank a nice spank.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Ooh!" moaned Redwood. "Yeah, that's it! Treat me rough, ah've been a real naughty girl!" She put one hoof around Hooligan's neck and the other around his back, and kissed him again. This was the best thing Redwood had done in a long time. It felt so good to just let go and only focus on the pleasure.

Edited May 1, 2016 by crispy fries

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

Hooligan continued kissing Redwood passionaty. He had no idea how long they had been going at it but he didn't care. All he cared about was the amazing pleasure he was feeling. Hooligan pulled from the kissed and looked at Red with bedroom eyes, "how about we get really naughty?"

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

Redwood grinned and said, "Don't be gentle." She then extended her hoof out to the side and hit the light switch, causing the room to go completely dark.

 

It seemed like this was what they had been building up to, and Redwood was most definitely looking forward to what was about to happen.

Edited May 1, 2016 by crispy fries

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

Missklang smiled.

 

From what I know, dragons can't detect other dragon's magic fires. But even if he does, there is no way to intercept such thing as a message sent via dragon magic.

 

He stood up.

 

Oh, Celestia, leaving already? So sad. I've heard the news about Cadence. I wonder what the new alicorn be the princess of. But anyway, I don't remember such events since the creation of Equestria. I'm sure Twilight is thrilled to follow the growing up of an actual Alicorn. Be careful not to spoil her. It would be quite a regretful if we end up with a spoiled alicorn princess... 

 

He walked to Nightmare.

 

Hey Nightmare, did you know that the fact that unicorn spells are visible, is because each of the magic formulas contain a thing causing the visual effect? Thus, if smart enough, can be modified to give the same effect but completely invisible as if not cast at all? But ponies don't bother studying how spells are made, and automatically put the visual part in each new spell without knowing it. In fact, now, you need to add additional lines to a spell if you want no visuals because unicorns accidently execute the visual part almost automatically. That's one bad habit. If I recall correctly, it's one of the most highly guarded secrets of the most important assassin guild known as The Dark Brotherhoof. So don't tell random ponies. Oh, and also, this guild worship you so be careful not to be kidnapped by them. Hehehe...

 

 

 

Edited May 1, 2016 by Missklang

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Missklang, 

Luna smiled and said right before walking up to Celestia,

"I know it was just information."

 

Celestia said, 

"I don't know, and stay out of trouble, I don't want to see your gravestone soon or a missing/wanted poster for you."

 

After they left, Nightmare walked up and said, 

"why don't we get some dinner and, just out of curiosity, where did you teleport to."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

The day somepony would see my gravestone would mean either it's empty inside, either I'm going to spend some time digging my way out. Missing poster is more likely....

 

He looked at Nightmare.

 

Oh? Nowhere... It was a random radial teleportation. I teleported somewhere in a hundred metre radius. In some dusty abandoned cell. In the basement, I assume or something like that. Sure, dinner is good... Already dinnertime. Time fly by rapidly...

[Spellvamp 33]

@reader8363

 

Slowly Spellvamp woke up "God darnit I hate healing." he said "uhh Hello is anyone here?!" he called out "What do I do for fun in here? I think that building new hive is not alowed soo... hmm what to do? Maybe I can get sewing kit if I ask nicely? Hello anything here I want to talk please!"

Edited May 1, 2016 by Spellvamp

[SugarfootWillie 383]

Kurren$y got to the door to the yard and tried to open the door, only to realize it's locked. 

 

Hitting the door one good time "S*** I knew dis'a happen. What's good wit the commissary? It's chow time in here!"

 

Where the other ****** at? Tryna run shit dolo ain't gon get me far. Got a lot to do 'fo we run this b****.

 

Kurren$y then began compiling a grocery list.

Edited May 1, 2016 by SugarfootWillie

[Spellvamp 33]

@Dapper Charmer,

@crispy fries

 

 "I guess this cell is a sound proof well there is only a air went soo I can try to do somethink with it." Spellvamp thougth out loud "At least I still have my scarf the only think that I have from my previous life, well let's look around there is toilet there is bed there is my cocone there is sink there is a mirror and there is a glass looking door with small keyhole I can try to lockpick it later, so what do we do with the mirror there is a big chance that it is enchated and some guard is watching me soo hmm I think I have a plan I can sand a message trough it or I can reverse the magic so I can see them hmm buck it lets revere it." he thougth out loud once agein "Add a litte magic there suck a little magic out of there aaaand DONE yay! Soo lets svitch programs on our camera tv" soo he svitched through a lot of cameras at one point he svitched to the dark room "Why is there a camera in a dark room hmm lets try night vision mode" when he activated the night vision mod the room in front of the camera light up in and what he seen was udiscibable he coud make out one think and one think only and that was Huligan "WAAAT IS HE WWWAT ?! IS THAT EVEN LEGEAL WTF! THAT IS IMPSSIBLE HOW .... WHY ... WHAT ... I DONT EVEN! " he trown up "Please kill me Celestia Luna please I want to die" he said and turned off the mirror and pased out on the cocon

Edited May 1, 2016 by Spellvamp

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Spellvamp,

A guard walked up and started poking the creature

 

@@Missklang,

Nightmare said as she walked out and headed to the cafeteria,

"An abandon cell, I never heard of it, anything that would point to how long it was abandon. Shadow would probably know who or what was held in there, "

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@Spellvamp,

 

Kurren$y was deeply embedded in his thoughts, but not so much so that he couldn't hear the glasses kid shouting and purging. He joined the guard next to Spellvamp and aided in waking him up

 

"Boi wake yo punk a** up! ***** you nasty laying in your own puke."

 

@@reader8363

 

"Aye mister guard pony poke him with your baton for me, I don't wanna touch this nasty mof****."

[Missklang 1,053]

@@reader8363

It was actually far, far below where we stand. Perhaps a forgotten cell in some basement or something like that. However, for who was held there, it was this unicorn.

 

Seemingly out of nowhere, Missklang levitated the skeleton, giving it back its size.

 

Judging by the bone structure and the size and shape of the pelvis, it was a mare. And judging by the moisture, it has been at least a thousand years but I can be mistaken. Was the castle built upon ruins of a former castle? What a shame. But hey, if I'm allowed to keep the skeleton, I could make a new buddy keep me company! Just need some basic materials like cloth, needles, some mud, two glass spheres and a lot of straw or feathers and I could craft a body around the skeleton. Then, a gem in the place of the heart and voila. Only to conjure the soul from the bones and link it to the gem so it stays in place. Depending on the gem, it's life span goes from a few days to a few millennia. But for that, I doubt I'll find a good one. But luckily I already have one for a normal pony lifespan. 

 

He looked at Nightmare with the cutest face he could make.

 

Can I keep it, please?

Edited May 1, 2016 by Missklang

[Spellvamp 33]

@reader8363

@SugarfootWillie

 

"Wwwwhat wwwas ttttthat" he was shaking so mutch and he sounded dicusded and scared at the same time "cccccan I talk with Holigan ppppplease" he guped and stood still shaking "or at least with Kurren$y?" he looked more calm this time

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Spellvamp, @@SugarfootWillie,

The guard shrugged it's shoulders, but didn't say anything

 

@@Missklang, 

Nightmare looked at the skeleton and said jokingly,

"What, are you going to make it help with you escape."

She thought about it and said, 
"I think Shadow has some gems, but you would have to ask him and I think I can get the rest you need."

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@reader8363,

 

"thanks anyway."

 

@@Spellvamp,

 

Kurren$y took a step back, he wasn't trying to smell Spellvamp's breath.

 

"what you doing cuz? ain't you know you get yo a** jumped anywhere else acting like a b**** like you is? Betta get yo a** in psych boi you too soft to survive here. Less you looking for back door parole."

[Spellvamp 33]

@reader8363

 

"I think that Huligan had realy close relationship with one of your guards please report that to you superior" Spellvamp informed the guard

 

@SugarfootWillie,

 

"And I have just seen the most disgusting sex EVER so you can stfu ok I have seen things I can never unsee" Spellvamp said