What you do when a pony kiss you?

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

Depends on who it was.

Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Twilight, Celestia, or Luna? I'd kiss back.

Anypony else? I might, but probably wont. In case of Rainbow Dash, I think she'd just kick me in the hay bales if I were to kiss back...

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I would probably blush really hard >///////>

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,301]

Kissing Angelbabe is the reason my lips even exist.

[Dreambiscuit 9,011]

If I got kissed by one of the ponies, I'd get all weak in the knees at first. But then I'd kiss back with such vigor I'd turn their face inside-out. Now, let them have the weak knees! 

[Midnight Seashell 206]

I would probably kiss back and move on to second base

[Envy 6,104]

 

Except replace 'dog' with 'horse'.