Funny quips

[Raven Drakeaurd 292]

So I thought I would make this thread where you can post your one-liners and quips, you could have heard it from another source or it can be your own. I will pick the best ones and add them to the original post along with the original posters account name. I will go first

 

I have been up for about 36 hours messing with my computer and playing around

 

Sister walks in

     "Shouldn't you be in bed by now?"

 

I respond

     "I don't want to sleep, I want to post ponies"

 

She gives me a scoff and walks out.

I then make this thread.