private To Live Vicariously (1x1 with Techno Universal)

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8 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: Well we could go to Knox shopping centre but we better hurry if we go there as everything there will be closing within the next 40 minutes or so!

 

John then walked past Scarlet's parents...

 

JO: Everything will be fine Hellen and Allen! I'm really good with time management and I'll make sure we're back here by eleven! Anyways if someone attempts to attack us out there I'll be there to defend Scarlet and put myself in front! Anyways see ya!

 

John then went out and got into Scarlet's car...

Scarlet smiles "Well there are the stand alone restaurants if we don't make it in time, but I'm sure we will get there in time" she says as she gets in and buckles up "Ready to go babe?" she asks as she starts the engine and begins to drive off towards Knox City "I'm pretty well known at the Knox City TimeZone, still need to beat my high score on DDR there too"

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1 minute ago, Fumo Unicorn said:

Scarlet smiles "Well there are the stand alone restaurants if we don't make it in time, but I'm sure we will get there in time" she says as she gets in and buckles up "Ready to go babe?" she asks as she starts the engine and begins to drive off towards Knox City "I'm pretty well known at the Knox City TimeZone, still need to beat my high score on DDR there too"

JO: Okay let's hit the gas! Just don't put a match or lighter in front of your butt when you fart otherwise it would be quite painful and explosive! Anyways if you want we could spend some time at Timezone if you want! Anyways that's a good pun right there!

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8 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: Okay let's hit the gas! Just don't put a match or lighter in front of your butt when you fart otherwise it would be quite painful and explosive! Anyways if you want we could spend some time at Timezone if you want! Anyways that's a good pun right there!

Scarlet giggles and drives off towards Knox City "Cool, but we do need to be back by eleven at the latest" she says as she stops at a traffic light, blushing slightly as a group of guys in the car next to them whistle at her. 

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Just now, Fumo Unicorn said:

Scarlet giggles and drives off towards Knox City "Cool, but we do need to be back by eleven at the latest" she says as she stops at a traffic light, blushing slightly as a group of guys in the car next to them whistle at her. 

John then looked at the guys in the car next to them with a confused face...

 

JO: So who are those guys in the car next to us?

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1 minute ago, Techno Universal said:

John then looked at the guys in the car next to them with a confused face...

 

JO: So who are those guys in the car next to us?

"No idea, just a bunch of losers who think I'm hot or something" she says, shrinking a litlte in her seat in embarassment "I'm just glad you're here love, who knows what they could have said or done if you weren't"

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1 minute ago, Fumo Unicorn said:

"No idea, just a bunch of losers who think I'm hot or something" she says, shrinking a litlte in her seat in embarassment "I'm just glad you're here love, who knows what they could have said or done if you weren't"

JO: Okay then watch this!

 

John then gave the guys in the car next to them a protective and threatening looking stare...  

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7 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: Okay then watch this!

 

John then gave the guys in the car next to them a protective and threatening looking stare...  

One of the guys growls then drives off at the green light, Scarlet sighs as she continues to drive off, thankful the guys were going a completely different direction to them. "Thank god for that, I hate guys like that"

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2 minutes ago, Fumo Unicorn said:

One of the guys growls then drives off at the green light, Scarlet sighs as she continues to drive off, thankful the guys were going a completely different direction to them. "Thank god for that, I hate guys like that"

JO: Yeah I've been always highly hateful and fearful of people like those guys. Anyways ad least I can fight back against people like that real hard if I need to plus recently I started carrying around this pocket knife in my pocket all the time. It's even got a red sticker on it that reads "Emergency use only" and that knife really is something I can use to defend us if I need to! Anyways ad least those idiots are gone for now!

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15 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: Yeah I've been always highly hateful and fearful of people like those guys. Anyways ad least I can fight back against people like that real hard if I need to plus recently I started carrying around this pocket knife in my pocket all the time. It's even got a red sticker on it that reads "Emergency use only" and that knife really is something I can use to defend us if I need to! Anyways ad least those idiots are gone for now!

Scarlet nods "I just don't want anything to ruin our time together" she says softly as she then finds a parking spot and parks her car "Well then love, where to? I think the food court is still open, but if you don't think there's enough time, there is always KFC or Hungry Jacks" she says with a smile.

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Just now, Fumo Unicorn said:

Scarlet nods "I just don't want anything to ruin our time together" she says softly as she then finds a parking spot and parks her car "Well then love, where to? I think the food court is still open, but if you don't think there's enough time, there is always KFC or Hungry Jacks" she says with a smile.

JO: Yeah I seriously don't want anything bad to happen while we're together out here! Anyways there's a KFC at the food court anyways so we could just go there! Plus Because there would be not many people around at this time I'll probably get to show off my massive burps that are fuelled by Pepsi and Coke! Anyways let's get going!

 

John then got out of the car with his backpack and looked at Scarlet with a smile...

 

JO: So ya coming love!?

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43 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: Yeah I seriously don't want anything bad to happen while we're together out here! Anyways there's a KFC at the food court anyways so we could just go there! Plus Because there would be not many people around at this time I'll probably get to show off my massive burps that are fuelled by Pepsi and Coke! Anyways let's get going!

 

John then got out of the car with his backpack and looked at Scarlet with a smile...

 

JO: So ya coming love!?

Scarlet smiles as she gets out of the car and locks it "Yeah coming dear, was just checking that I have everything" she says as she walks alongside him "To the foodcourt it is then"

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Just now, Fumo Unicorn said:

Scarlet smiles as she gets out of the car and locks it "Yeah coming dear, was just checking that I have everything" she says as she walks alongside him "To the foodcourt it is then"

JO: And then if this was a YouTube video this is when I would have the Batman transition!

 

John and Scarlet were now at the food court...

 

JO: Okay so really I'll just pay for my own food but still if you really want I could pay for your food to! I'm just being generous here!

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13 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: And then if this was a YouTube video this is when I would have the Batman transition!

 

John and Scarlet were now at the food court...

 

JO: Okay so really I'll just pay for my own food but still if you really want I could pay for your food to! I'm just being generous here!

"Well I can pay for my own, but if you really want to pay for mine as well, then okay, I think I will have...the Kentucky as a stacker burger, a large chips, popcorn chicken and a large Pepsi Max, please" she says and goes to make her order with him "I'll pay for our snacks and drinks from Coles"

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5 minutes ago, Fumo Unicorn said:

"Well I can pay for my own, but if you really want to pay for mine as well, then okay, I think I will have...the Kentucky as a stacker burger, a large chips, popcorn chicken and a large Pepsi Max, please" she says and goes to make her order with him "I'll pay for our snacks and drinks from Coles"

JO: Okay Scarlet I was literally going to order the same as you for myself! Except I was going to get a classic chicken tender burger instead of a stacker but anyways just give me a moment!

 

John then ordered and paid for the food...

 

JO: Okay they just need a minute to prepare our food! But anyways I've got the drinks here!

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Just now, Techno Universal said:

JO: Okay Scarlet I was literally going to order the same as you for myself! Except I was going to get a classic chicken tender burger instead of a stacker but anyways just give me a moment!

 

John then ordered and paid for the food...

 

JO: Okay they just need a minute to prepare our food! But anyways I've got the drinks here!

Scarlet smiles and takes the Pepsi Max "Thanks, you know I never thought I'd prefer the sugar free version to the one filled with sugar, but I do, honestly, I can't stand the taste of normal Pepsi" she says as she sits down at an empty table and looks around "It's been quite a long time since I had been here in the dark"

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4 minutes ago, Fumo Unicorn said:

Scarlet smiles and takes the Pepsi Max "Thanks, you know I never thought I'd prefer the sugar free version to the one filled with sugar, but I do, honestly, I can't stand the taste of normal Pepsi" she says as she sits down at an empty table and looks around "It's been quite a long time since I had been here in the dark"

JO: Yeah the thing is that I've always preferred normal Pepsi over Pepsi Max and it's probably because I logically want to have suger instead of artificial sweetener chemicals. Plus Diet Coke is literally the worst thing you could have lots of as there's a chemical in it that dose permanent damage to your body's metabolism so basically it weakens your body's ability to break down fat and it causes it to store and keep more fat than before. Anyways I really like things with pure sugar in them as I just really like the taste and that quick energy boost! Anyways I guess it's good for you to be back here Scarlet! 

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1 hour ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: Yeah the thing is that I've always preferred normal Pepsi over Pepsi Max and it's probably because I logically want to have suger instead of artificial sweetener chemicals. Plus Diet Coke is literally the worst thing you could have lots of as there's a chemical in it that dose permanent damage to your body's metabolism so basically it weakens your body's ability to break down fat and it causes it to store and keep more fat than before. Anyways I really like things with pure sugar in them as I just really like the taste and that quick energy boost! Anyways I guess it's good for you to be back here Scarlet! 

"Oh I love regular coke, vanilla coke and cherry coke, but when it comes to Pepsi, I just can't stand the blandness of normal Pepsi" she says "Plus I've been trying to lose weight, so I don't really eat out much nor do I eat too many things that are too fatty or full of sugar" she says and looks around the foodcourt "It's kind of spooky you know, we're all here basically all alone and in a somewhat dark place"

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5 hours ago, Fumo Unicorn said:

"Oh I love regular coke, vanilla coke and cherry coke, but when it comes to Pepsi, I just can't stand the blandness of normal Pepsi" she says "Plus I've been trying to lose weight, so I don't really eat out much nor do I eat too many things that are too fatty or full of sugar" she says and looks around the foodcourt "It's kind of spooky you know, we're all here basically all alone and in a somewhat dark place"

JO: Well to be honest the very interesting and alien like thing with me is that my body has it's own automatic weight. Like I literally cannot put on much weight without it going back to normal by the next day and the only time my body really stores fat is when I'm low on it. It's something very strange I've been born with and it's quite convenient in a way but anyways it's quite nice to be here alone as that's perfect for what I'm going to try and do! I'm basically going to try and show off some burps and they will be massive with the Pepsi!

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3 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: Well to be honest the very interesting and alien like thing with me is that my body has it's own automatic weight. Like I literally cannot put on much weight without it going back to normal by the next day and the only time my body really stores fat is when I'm low on it. It's something very strange I've been born with and it's quite convenient in a way but anyways it's quite nice to be here alone as that's perfect for what I'm going to try and do! I'm basically going to try and show off some burps and they will be massive with the Pepsi!

Scarlet giggles and looks around as their food is then brought out to them and she thanks the cashier who brought their food to them. She then start to eat her food and giggles once more. 

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17 minutes ago, Fumo Unicorn said:

Scarlet giggles and looks around as their food is then brought out to them and she thanks the cashier who brought their food to them. She then start to eat her food and giggles once more. 

John then turned to the cashier that brought out their food to them...

 

JO: Thanks mate!

 

John then started eating away into his large fries and he was eating quite quickly as he usually does...

 

JO: Anyways I believe I've got some classic Aussie jokes coming along here!

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1 hour ago, Techno Universal said:

John then turned to the cashier that brought out their food to them...

 

JO: Thanks mate!

 

John then started eating away into his large fries and he was eating quite quickly as he usually does...

 

JO: Anyways I believe I've got some classic Aussie jokes coming along here!

Scarlet smiles "Well go on then, tell me some" she says as she continues to eat her burger and fries "Mm I ought to come here more often, the food at this time of night is actually pretty good"

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1 minute ago, Fumo Unicorn said:

Scarlet smiles "Well go on then, tell me some" she says as she continues to eat her burger and fries "Mm I ought to come here more often, the food at this time of night is actually pretty good"

JO: Well really logically because there's almost nobody around at this time they don't have to rush the production of food as much so the food would be better made than during a peak demand period. Anyways at the Melbourne show last year I did this one challenge that set my mouth on fire and I had to drink a tail litre of Mountain Dew! Now that's a classic internet meme right there!    

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6 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: Well really logically because there's almost nobody around at this time they don't have to rush the production of food as much so the food would be better made than during a peak demand period. Anyways at the Melbourne show last year I did this one challenge that set my mouth on fire and I had to drink a tail litre of Mountain Dew! Now that's a classic internet meme right there!    

Scarlet giggles "I haven't been to the Melbourne Show in a few years, I always loved the petting zoo area, all those chooks I could hug and pet, they were so silky and fluffy" she says and sips on her drink a bit more "But yeah, you did something like the pepper challenge right? Where you had to eat a whole red pepper?"

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1 minute ago, Fumo Unicorn said:

Scarlet giggles "I haven't been to the Melbourne Show in a few years, I always loved the petting zoo area, all those chooks I could hug and pet, they were so silky and fluffy" she says and sips on her drink a bit more "But yeah, you did something like the pepper challenge right? Where you had to eat a whole red pepper?"

JO: Well to be honest I'm actually going to go to the show again with my family this year so maybe you could come along! Anyways I absolutely loved cuddling the chickens there plus they also had a cat show on and I got to cuddle a couple of the beautiful cats there! Plus your cat Princess would probably win prizes in the competitions because of how she's an extremely rare type of ragdoll cat because of the orange highlights on her! Anyways I never want to do a pepper challenge like that as I absolutely hate hot and spicy foods like that but really in that joke I was just mimicking a famous guy on the internet called Aaron Adkins and he was being interviewed by the news channel at some big festival event in the USA. It's just he said that line in a funny southern accent and that made the video become a massive meme on the internet. Anyways that guy from the meme probably did do the hot pepper challenge by what he was saying! 

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10 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

JO: Well to be honest I'm actually going to go to the show again with my family this year so maybe you could come along! Anyways I absolutely loved cuddling the chickens there plus they also had a cat show on and I got to cuddle a couple of the beautiful cats there! Plus your cat Princess would probably win prizes in the competitions because of how she's an extremely rare type of ragdoll cat because of the orange highlights on her! Anyways I never want to do a pepper challenge like that as I absolutely hate hot and spicy foods like that but really in that joke I was just mimicking a famous guy on the internet called Aaron Adkins and he was being interviewed by the news channel at some big festival event in the USA. It's just he said that line in a funny southern accent and that made the video become a massive meme on the internet. Anyways that guy from the meme probably did do the hot pepper challenge by what he was saying! 

"Ah I got it now, anyway I'd love to go to the show with you and your family," she says before finishing her burger and fries, starting on her popcorn chicken "Wanna go to TimeZone now? I think we have about an hour before we need to start heading back home" she suggests as she stands up and gets her bag with her purse in it.