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I'm coming out of my shell. Ask me hard hitting questions about life, philosophy, the universe, and snail things.

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[Misty Shimmer 915]

OK then....

What is your life philosophy?

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4 minutes ago, Misty Shimmer said:

OK then....

What is your life philosophy?

You're being very vague, but that's okay because life is vague too. The truth is that no one really knows what's going on and the people we turn to- to know what to do don't know what they're doing as well. However, if you act like you know what you're doing, that's almost as good as actually knowing, kind of like how I pulled this entire post out of my ass.

Also, carrots taste really great.

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Edited October 8, 2017 by Literally Snails

[Catpone Cerberus 23,690]

Since it has became habit to ask this from everyone I see doing this kind of thread...
Your favorite Villain type? (personality, motives etc.)

And second question, Is this snail you, or maybe your friend? :3
 

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How does a snail type? Also, what's your Words per Minute count?

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On 10/8/2017 at 2:00 PM, The Cerberus said:

Since it has became habit to ask this from everyone I see doing this kind of thread...
Your favorite Villain type? (personality, motives etc.)

And second question, Is this snail you, or maybe your friend? :3
 

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My favorite villain type is the smart puppet master type who pulls strings and plans elaborate gambits ahead of time because they take things slow and slow is good. 

Also, that picture is me. I had eaten some fermented vegetables that day so I was a little tipsy. I’m not sure if I knew it was a cat I was kissing 

On 10/8/2017 at 2:03 PM, Vulon Bii said:

How does a snail type? Also, what's your Words per Minute count?

Very slowly. I have a 5 MPW count. (Minutes per word)