Lucid_Nightlight 923 October 31, 2017 Share October 31, 2017 So, the game is simple, reply to the joke above you saying whether it was funny or not. After that, you tell a joke. KEEP IT WITHIN THE FORUM RULES! I'll start. What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open the door? Triforce! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widdershins 9,959 October 31, 2017 Share October 31, 2017 Sure was, had to think about it, but that's half the fun ain't it? Now let's see... let's try a Warcraft joke... An Orc, a Tauren and a Forsaken get captured by the cannibalistic Sandfury Trolls out in the trackless deserts of Tanaris. The trolls however give their prisoners an ultimatum. They can, if they so choose, brave the deserts to make it to the nearest town. If they do, they only get one other item to take with them to help them last the trek. First up is the warlike Orc. He requests only a mace to fend off the deserts' vicious wildlife, stating that his rage and determination will be all he needs to keep him moving forward! And so, the trolls see him off into the wastes. Next up is the tauren. He in turn, asks for but a single, large watermelon. They claim that their knowledge of nature & survival, along with the moisture from the fruit should prove enough to forge their own path. Then they too, are seen off into the wastes. Last of all, the trolls prepare the Frosaken for his journey. Looking dryly at the retreating forms of its two former traveling companions the undead fellow slowly turns to his captors. "...How about a fork?" Beatings & Salivations Everybeing! Creativity is something blatantly important to me as is no doubt evidenced by the 28 OCs I have posted here of the some forty plus I have, they're linked altogether at the bottom of my About Me page in my Profile & I would deeply cherish anything you wish to say about them! Among which of those I am proudest most of is my Draconequusona, His/My Ask Thread and my Hydra, Gallimaufry or "Mauf" and their own Ask Thread! Either way, sufficed to say, I am quite confident I have more OCs than you! Crazier to! Do You have a tatzelpony?! No, I rather think you don't! Hew-Hew-hew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamecubeguy214 2,512 October 31, 2017 Share October 31, 2017 I don't know how to laugh at something like that. I tried my best not to skim through. Give a box of fruit flies to Pasiblitz Pennutoh has a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucid_Nightlight 923 October 31, 2017 Author Share October 31, 2017 A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says: "There's a steering wheel in your pants." The guy says; "I know, it's driving me nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 October 31, 2017 Share October 31, 2017 More funny than not. What's the best state to find writing tools? Pencil-vania! A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucid_Nightlight 923 October 31, 2017 Author Share October 31, 2017 Not bad, just a bit old Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's nukes won't reach that far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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