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Greetings from the third dimension! My name is Brendan, though on these forums I'd hope to be called "Scotch". I joined to talk about ponies! Why else?! I have high hopes that this place'll be fun.

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Scottish by birth, Texan by law,

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-Brendan

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Welcome to the forums! I wish for you the best of times here. Just don't drink on the job.

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HI

I mean Hi, I'm Derpy and welcome. I really like eating, no I mean greeting the new ponies. And muffins. The members here are great. Ask if you have any questions. Hope you shovel it here. I mean dig

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HI

I mean Hi, I'm Derpy and welcome. I really like eating, no I mean greeting the new ponies. And muffins. The members here are great. Ask if you have any questions. Hope you shovel it here. I mean dig

 

I like muffins, too.

 

 

I've had so much fun and it's only been one night! I'm going to like it here.

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I wonder if scotch...you know what, this joke won't be funny, so I'm going to stop it right now. Welcome to the forums, enjoy your stay.

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I wonder if scotch...you know what, this joke won't be funny, so I'm going to stop it right now. Welcome to the forums, enjoy your stay.

 

The SUSPENSE... I'll laugh at anything, come on!

Thanks for the welcome, by the way!

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The SUSPENSE... I'll laugh at anything, come on!

Thanks for the welcome, by the way!

 

I wonder if scotch likes butterscotch.

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I wonder if scotch likes butterscotch.

 

Nope! Laughed, though!

I thought this one out,

I know Scotch's every preference.

Creepy, I know, but it works

out for me.


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-Brendan

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Wait, what was that post supposed to mean?


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Wait, what was that post supposed to mean?

 

Which one? If you're referring

to my previous post, it meant

that I know everything about

Scotch. His crush, included.


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Wait, aren't YOU scotch though? Wth are you speaking in 3rd person?


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Wait, aren't YOU scotch though? Wth are you speaking in 3rd person?

 

Scotch likes speaking in

the third person. It's an

IRL habit, as well.

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Well...in 4th person I believe it is said...Scotch will stop this 3rd person habit. Proofread your posts.


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Well...in 4th person I believe it is said...Scotch will stop this 3rd person habit. Proofread your posts.

 

Scotch proofreads, but changes

his mind about some things

afterwords. Another IRL habit.

 

Also, that's still third person.

 

And you're going to have a

hard time breaking Scotch's

habits.

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If Scotch does not stop said habit, then I will completely ignore all 3rd person posts from here on out.


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If Scotch does not stop said habit, then I will completely ignore all 3rd person posts from here on out.

 

Scotch is saddened but will

take that risk. Scotch rather

enjoys speaking in third

person, and doesn't see how

anyone could find it annoying.

It's a Scotch thing. Rather

personal stuff.


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Highlander by the grace of God.

-Brendan

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Welcome to the herd! I hope you enjoy this forum! I am an artist who enjoys drawing MLP. What do you like to do?

 

Scotch likes the Apple family.

It's weird, Scotch knows, but

Scotch likes looking at the lines

and how their family goes across

almost all of Equestria. Scotch

is also trying to learn the MLP

songs on the mandolin.

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Highlander by the grace of God.

-Brendan

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