Zecora Contest! Er, rhyming.

[Storm Spark 115]

My ring is made of silver....

Shit......

[Digit Sums 42]

I was once a-walkin' along the country road

When I heard something that sounded like a toad

When I walked over, oh boy did I frown

He was inviting me to sing a hoedown

[Wishful Thinking 102]

A habit of mine it is to rhyme;

Abomanon refuses to be beaten this time.

[MyLittleCell 106]

In her voice i have read every line,

Perhaps it shall stop in due time.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

In her voice i have read every line,

Perhaps it shall stop in due time.

 

It's hard to read in a different voice

Zecora's way is the only choice.

 

Rhyming is difficult, that's true.

Perhaps Zecora has a brew.

A potion that can make you rhyme,

I'm sure she'll give you in good time.

[Wishful Thinking 102]

It's hard to read in a different voice

Zecora's way is the only choice.

 

Rhyming is difficult, that's true.

Perhaps Zecora has a brew.

A potion that can make you rhyme,

I'm sure she'll give you in good time.

 

There is one thing that may do what you seek;

However, your future seems bleak.

For this herb is none other than Heart's Desire,

And we all know how that will transpire.

For your rhyming to be forced,

Is not something to be endorsed.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

-snip-

 

Zecora seems to rhyme with ease,

I never thought of it as a disease.

[Wishful Thinking 102]

Zecora seems to rhyme with ease,

I never thought of it as a disease.

 

It is not an illness if not contracted,

But to the call of rhyme Zecora has reacted.

Once a pony begins she cannot cease,

And soon her only desire is release.

 

 

Yes, the last line of the verse above was innocently written,

Though the double meaning has certainly bitten.

[Digit Sums 42]

Why am I doing this rhyming

When I should be practicing my miming?

*lifts an invisible square object and places it on a table; opens the top and swats away the invisible bats that fly out*

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Rhyming is always such good fun,

It's so good that I made another one.

 

Really, I should be filled with dread,

For certain doom lies up ahead.

If I do not stop my time wasting ways,

The voice I hear will not be that of praise.

[Black Star 62]

All you inferior minds will be glum

But I will be gleesome

And Yes I will become

The greatest and Fearsome

you're getting irksome

Now hear my wisdom

You probably can't fathom

How I keep my my rhythm

And make you all look dumb

I am Venom

[Mysterycat 27]

Hi. I'm here and I'd like to say.
Stop teasing the Princess of the Day.

Quit saying she sends her sis to the moon;

all the time. And don't lampoon

her and call her an evil troll.

She's playful, yes, but her important role

in raising the sun is way too needed

And normal ponies wouldn't have succeeded.

Luna's a pony the citizens adore.

But the pony who got banished was not Luna anymore.

She was Nightmare Moon who was evil and bad.

(And possibly a little bit mad)

And if she made the eternal night.

(Warning-this is quite a fright)
The plants and ponies--they would die!
And Celestia was sad to say goodbye.

She used the Elements of Harmony
Which eventually set Luna free.

She did prank the Cakes, but it's not right.

To claim she is a Parasprite.

She only wanted them to see.

They needn't talk so formally.

It is not an illness if not contracted,
But to the call of rhyme Zecora has reacted.
Once a pony begins she cannot cease,
And soon her only desire is release.


Yes, the last line of the verse above was innocently written,
Though the double meaning has certainly bitten.

But she doesn't seem to feel bad

Or say she wants release because she's sad.

I wanted to be really original but all my ideas seem so cynical so i lost the race and got sent to space. I live life so bleakly because i'm now stuck with Wheatley. He's an annoying core I can't stand anymore. Please don't act so leisurely and just put me out of my misery.

Hey there, brony.

Don't be sad. Just think of Pinkie and you won't feel bad.

Ezio Auditore, you are a disgrace Why must you ruing this un-started race? You attempted to joke. To be sarcastic You make me mad... spastic... Anyway, where was i? oh yes Now i put my rhyming to test And i know 'yes' and 'test' don't rhyme But who cares? All this game does is kill time

He wasn't that disgraceful, dude, and please, sir, do not be so rude.

[Crimson storm 1,826]

Snow wind and ice

 Isn’t Nice

It would be tough

trying to  Trot through the white fluff

I only suggest

 you stay here and rest 

 

Thats all i got

 

Edited November 14, 2018 by Crimson storm