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Why Celestia and Luna should’ve been bears


ManaMinori

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Now, I know you’re wondering “Bears? MaMi, you’ve officially flipped your lid!” But just hear me out! 

Having them be bears in their “true form” would be perfect, and here’s why: 

1: the most important reason is because actual Sun Bears and Moon bears exist in real life. And I know you can take one look at MLP and point out “but this is a fictional tv show! Not real life!” But many aspects  of the lore and species in MLP have also incorporated real life elements. Having the royal sisters be Sun and Moon bears as their truest form would not be an issue. Their designs in their royal regalia even partially reflect the bears’ chest crests. (And of course, the sun/moon connection)

2: Having them be sun and moon bears would tie them to the Ursa Minor/Major, because celestial bears. The Ursa lack any type of lore- as do the royal sisters and alicorns as a whole- I think there could be  many similarities between their cosmic kind, especially if Celestia and Luna, an sun and moon bears in their true forms, were a type of Ursa subspecies. 

3: Having them be bears with horse “false/temporary forms” could connect another franchise, namely Care Bears. Let’s be frank here- Care Bears and My Little Pony are strikingly similar- especially since they are both pastel cute creatures with destined tummy or rump symbols that display their special talents and prominent feature a lot of rainbows and rainbow lasers. Also, I find it interesting to note that the original Care Bears founders- Noble Heart, and True Heart are a horse and bear, respectively. Is it any coincidence that their fur colors also seem to imply that one might represent the night with the cooler hues, and the other, the day, with its warmer tones? One might even begin to wonder if these two in particular would be ancestors....

But anyway, these are my reasonings for Celestia and Luna should’ve been sun and moon bears in their original/true/ultimate/unlocked (whatever you want to call it) form. What do you guys think?

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This is insane. If I didn't know any better, I would say you are not being serious at all. But I love this kind of commitment, really. It takes courage to embrace your own zaniness.
I treat people with the same flippancy, and I thoroughly enjoy it, even if it pisses them off, because they think I am not taking them seriously. And... they are right.

But this is kinda of a serious topic, since is strange that you mentioned the Care Bears. Especially after that conspiracy guy Mackenzie was found dead after denouncing the program to the local authorities for being. And I quote "An MK-ultra program by the CIA to manipulate children into becoming emotionally underdeveloped adults". Nuts, I know, but it makes some sense, especially if you know some of the "adults" that are into this kind of stuff. They can be a little creepy, no offense.
Also he made similar claims against the Smurfs, and MLP for having what he believed was propaganda related with british monarchy, given the system of government in Equestria, I guess.
Now, I would be inclined to disbelieve this guy, if it wasn't he was found dead in his residence, after the authorities claimed he suicided by hanging. But the crime scene does not add up; especially the insane amount of porn found in his computer and the bear costume. And it is always the same, it is usually the authorities disclosing sensitive information regarding the victim, to solidify the idea in the public view that this person was just a degenerate.
I don't know. It is one of those cases that comes off as some sort of message, you know. Especially, because his body was found tied, hanging by the testicles into the ceiling fan. I mean, how do you do that? It is very suspicious, like something they did to discredit the victim, like with other cases involving genital asphyxiation.

Anyway. I am sorry for going off-topic. But when you mentioned the Care Bears and the Royal Sisters, it reminded me of what happened with this guy.

To be honest, the less this show is associated with those awful bears, the better.

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