general Could you be a body guard ?

[Astralshy 29,185]

No .. definitely not

I don't have neither the physics or the character for that

[They call me Loyalty 1,952]

Yes. Yes I can. Today I can do anything, at least until the depression hits me up, and I am back in bed. But actually not. I would never do that. Because I reject the idea - the very idea of having to live in a world where people need body guards. I am not taking part in this vile nest of hostility and hatred, unless the body guards get body guards of their own, and those body guards - their own guard dogs, which will be protected by sentient robot. At the same time, those sentient robots will be shielded by non-sentient ones. I am not taking part, otherwise. Also, I'm gonna be body guarding my anime body pillow now. Stay well. And may the force be with you.

(Again, 666 characters... the power of autosuggestion).

[Clawdeen 20,272]

No. I think I’d make a better court jester than a body guard 

[Twitchy-Tremor 306]

I could make a great ‘tank’ but that’s about it. 

[ZiggWheelsManning 13,120]

Retreats in the closet to hide from danger