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The zebras have been out of the spotlight too long, their lack of popularity is just wrong. We should totally form a zebra army, to combat the wave of Trixie fans smarmy. So put your dislike for zebras away, for this is zebra uprising day!

 

Make a name include a zebra reference, to state your lack of indifference. Give zebras the attention they deserve, to make their popularity do an upward swerve.

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If I wasn't on a Mac (shitty, I know), I'd blank post this thread.

But, still. wut.

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I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS

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Zebra's are freaking awesome. I mean their like ponies but they have stripes and apparently speak in rhyme. Zebras will rule the world one day.

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I must say, mister Zebroop, your post has sent me for quite a loop. If a zebra army you wish to create, I would be happy to dictate. Quite the leader I can be, put me in charge, and you shall see.

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Zebra's are freaking awesome. I mean their like ponies but they have stripes and apparently speak in rhyme. Zebras will rule the world one day.

 

I see you know that zebras are swell. Can I count on you to join the uprising as well?

 

I must say, mister Zebroop, your post has sent me for quite a loop. If a zebra army you wish to create, I would be happy to dictate. Quite the leader I can be, put me in charge, and you shall see.

 

I will be the one leading the movement. That seems like the best idea at the moment. The zebra alliance needs a leader who's strong, who can lead them into an age of prosperity long.

 

I'm tempted to join this one, you made such a fancy introduction. I shall consider it and how I would alter my name.

Join the cause, I really insist. I think by this point you get the gist.

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I see you know that zebras are swell. Can I count on you to join the uprising as well?

 

 

 

I will be the one leading the movement. That seems like the best idea at the moment. The zebra alliance needs a leader who's strong, who can lead them into an age of prosperity long.

 

>Joke reference is made

>He responds with a serious response

 

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I see you know that zebras are swell. Can I count on you to join the uprising as well?

 

Yes but what about the Giraffes? Couldn't they help us with the uprising?

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Do not be angered that I stay in character. Your support I do not wish to deter.

 

If the leader I cannot be, than a shaman I most defintely can see. Healing brews and herbs aplenty, aid for wounded zebras I guarantee.

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Yes but what about the Giraffes? Couldn't they help us with the uprising?

 

Give me proof of a giraffe's existence, and we'll be more than glad to accept their assistance.

 

Do zebras often eat totally radical ham sandwiches? ;)

 

Both ponies and zebras are vegetarians you know. Eating meat's a big no-no.

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Give me proof of a giraffe's existence, and we'll be more than glad to accept their assistance.

 

 

 

Both ponies and zebras are vegetarians you know. Eating meat's a big no-no.

 

Oh dear how could I forget :o Being a cannibal would never do :(


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Give me proof of a giraffe's existence, and we'll be more than glad to accept their assistance.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe

Wikipedia never lies.


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The zebras have been out of the spotlight too long, their lack of popularity is just wrong. We should totally form a zebra army, to combat the wave of Trixie fans smarmy. So put your dislike for zebras away, for this is zebra uprising day!

 

Make a name include a zebra reference, to state your lack of indifference. Give zebras the attention they deserve, to make their popularity do an upward swerve.

 

Join this cause I shall do, for I feel it's something new. How long I stay we shall see, maybe 'till it ceases pleasing me. (Did I do it right? :P)

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Join this cause I shall do, for I feel it's something new. How long I stay we shall see, maybe 'till it ceases pleasing me. (Did I do it right? :P)

 

You have indeed done as you should. Join the zebras, I hope you all would.

 

Zebras should have a song in season three. That would be amazing to see.

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You have indeed done as you should. Join the zebras, I hope you all would.

 

Zebras should have a song in season three. That would be amazing to see.

 

The words they speak have such sweet tune, a song would be quite a boon.

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The words they speak have such sweet tune, a song would be quite a boon.

 

Zecora already speaks in rhyme, so she will get a song, just a matter of time.

 

It is sad I have to bump this thread. Is the zebra uprising really dead?

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Us zebras seem to be falling fast, I fear this army may not last!

 

Do not fear! I have a plan. We must increase our influence span! Spread the news, far and wide, until it's everywhere and nopony can hide!

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