I Got The Script for ABC Family's Confessions of A Teenage Brony!

[Sepia-chan 495]

Script: Confessions of A Teenage Brony Episode 1

Characters:

Phil - Protagonist, 14

Dweevil - Brony, 12

Mom

Dad

Phoenix, Brother, 11

Autumn, sister, 17

 

Act 1

*Phil walks out door*

Phil: Gee, it's a good day today!

*Dweevil approaches him*

Dweevil: Heh, heh, you a brony?

Phil: Uh, no?

Dweevil: Become a brony or I WILL KILL YOU.

Phil: Uh, okay...

 

Act 2

--At Home, Phil's in Room--

Phil: Hm, maybe I should watch this show, My Little Pony..I don't want to die, anyway.

*logs onto computer and watches episode 1.

Then 2.

Then 3.

Then 4.

And so forth.*

 

Act 3

--Outside on the sidewalk--

*Dweevil approaches Phil*

Dweevil: Heheh, you a brony?

Phil: Yeah.

Dweevil: Good. Good. Good. Heheheeh. Now tell your parents or else.

Phil:..Wh-why?

Dweevil: Fine, if you don't want to, I'll curse you to always be suspicious in front of your parents.

You will now be suspected of being a brony forever!

SQADALA, I'M OFF

Phil: ...Well, darn...

 

Act 4

--Dinner That Night--

Mom: How was your day, Phil?

Phil: Pinkie Pi-nothing.

Mom: Your day can't be nothing. That dosen't work.

Phil: P-ponie--I mean it was gre-good.

Mom:..I see.

Dad: Son, did you just say pony?

Autumn: Hahah, little bro likes ponies!

Phil: N-no I do not..

Autumn: That was weak Phil. IF YOU REALLY MEAN IT SCREEEEAAM!

Phoenix: YEAH SCREEAAM!

Dad: Quiet down you two! Phil dosen't like ponies..I hope.

Phil: Y-yeah...

 

WILL PHIL EVER HIDE HIS BRONIISM FROM HIS PARENTS

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ABC FAMILY'S CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE BRONY!

Edited August 11, 2012 by Dusk Eninama Ace Attorney

[MuniMoose 489]

interesting .....go on

[null123456 759]

Is this real? I hope this is real. I would love to watch it.

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

I'm MrXweetok, and I approve of this parody.

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[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

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[Sepia-chan 495]

Script: Confessions of a Teenage Brony Episode 2

Characters:

Phil, protagonist, 14

Dweevil, antagonist, 12

Mom,

Dad,

Autumn, Phil's older sister of which he admires, 17

Phoenix, Phil's younger brother, of which he hates. 11

Keith, one of Phil's longtime friends, 14

 

-Act 1-

*Phil wakes up*

Phil: Yawn...

It's still early.

*Phil goes back to bed, but is awoken from his half sleep by a phone call.*

Phil: Urrg....Who's calling this early?

*answers phone*

Phil: Yello?

Dweevil: Heh heh heh, confessed to your parents that you're a brony yet?

Phil: Urg, no. I haven't. Nor do I plan too.

Dweevil: Honestly, that dosen't work for me. I love seeing embarrased people.

Phil: Go embarrass yourself and let me sleeeeeeeeeeep!

Dweevil: Whatever, suit yourself. I just wanna let you know that I'm casting a spell that will make you confess to at least one family member today. Whoever you pick.

Phil: Just leave me alone and let me sleep!

Dweevil: See ya, heheheheheh.

*hangs up.*

*Phil goes back to sleep, disregarding what Dweevil said*

 

--Act 2--

Autumn: Phiiiiill!

Phil: *blinks repeatedly to focus vision on Autumn.*

Phil: Oh, hey sis.

Autumn: You need to get up, little bro.

Phil: Why?

Autumn: No reason, teehee~!

Phil: Aww, sis...Why do you have to wake me up so early...It's like 9...

Autumn: Whatever, lil' bro. Sleep in all day, miss your birthday.

Phil: Oh yeah.

Autumn: Teehee, you're so forgetful, Phil.

*Autumn scurries downstairs.*

Phil: *gets up and goes downstairs*

Keith, Autumn, Mom, Dad, Phoenix and Dweevil: Surprise! (Dweevil adds a "heheh!")

Phil: *Blinks several times* (To self: Oh god, Dweevil's here. Oh goodness.)

Phil: *pretending to be happy* Oh uh, yaaaaay..

*Everyone goes about getting food and such, and Phil talks to Autumn.*

Phil: Sis! What is that guy doing here?!

Autumn: You mean Keith? Silly, he's your best friend!

Phil: N-no...The other one!

Autumn: Well, he said he was your friend, so mom invited him..

Phil: Oh god.

Autumn: What?

Phil: Nothing...I need to tell you something..

and you can't tell anyone, got it?

Autumn: Sure, bro, anything.

Phil: Let's shake that you will not tell anyone.

*shakes hands*

Phil: Okay...I'm a brony. I'm a fan of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.

Autumn: Ha ha, Bro, I was right! Teehee~!

Phil: Ssshhh! Be quiet about it...Please...

Autumn: Sure, whatever bro. I know you trust me, and I won't tell anyone.

Phil: Oh, thank you, Sis..

 

--Act 3--

Dweevil: Heheh, happy birthday, Phil!

Phil: Why are you here?!

Dweevil: Free cake, humiliation for you, it's a win-win situation, honestly.

Phil: Get out! Shoo, shoo!

*Phil's parents walk into the room with a cake*

Keith: Hey, Phil, who's that kid?

Phil:..Eh, he's some kid that my parent's invited for some reason, I guess.

Mom: Phil, Keith, do you want some cake?

Phil: Eh-er-ye-not-cupcakes-though-erp, yes please!

Keith: Yes, ma'am.

Mom: Phil, you've got a bad cough..you should check on that, son.

Dad: Are you ready to become 15, son?

Phil: I-er-gu-Fluttersh-guess so

Dad: Go check on that cough son, it sounds pretty bad.

Keith: Yeah, Phil. Go check on your clearly not hiding something cough.

Phil:..Shut up.

Keith: Come on Phil, just playin'.

 

Dweevil: I have something very important to say about Phil!

TO BE CONTINUED

WILL DWEEVIL REVEAL IT ALL?

OR CAN PHIL STOP HIM?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ABC FAMILY'S CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE BRONY

Edited August 11, 2012 by Dusk Eninama Ace Attorney

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Wait.. If I read through it carefully, why is there a guy called "Phoenix" in there. *gasp!*

Why did you include me in this?

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

My new favorite show

[Sepia-chan 495]

Wait.. If I read through it carefully, why is there a guy called "Phoenix" in there. *gasp!*

Why did you include me in this?

 

Because I couldn't think of a name for Phil's brother, and I was looking at my wii menu when I was PWAA, so I'm like,

I'll name him Phoenix because Wynaut.

[Starshine 16,334]

[Sepia-chan 495]

A Bit Of Character Backstory

 

Phil: A normal middleschooler. He's a cool guy.

Autumn: Now let me say something, I wish I had an older sister that I could trust and see everyday and have a good time with. This is why I wrote Autumn in. Phil is rather attached to Autumn. He trusts her, even moreso than his parents. She was written in because of my own desire to have someone like that in my life.

Phoenix: He's the generic annoying little brother. Copies his older siblings.

Mom: Generic mom.

Dad: Generic Dad.

[MuniMoose 489]

geting better ....... continue.

[Sepia-chan 495]

geting better ....... continue.

 

Too busy being depressed after writing that paragraph about why I wrote in Autumn...

Damn, I wish I had an older sister..

[MuniMoose 489]

Too busy being depressed after writing that paragraph about why I wrote in Autumn...

Damn, I wish I had an older sister..

 

Well then........ I love it show more when you get the time.

[Sepia-chan 495]

Well then........ I love it show more when you get the time.

 

I tell you that I'm sad and all you have to say is that I should post more of my content with a ": P" smiley?

That's just mean...

[MuniMoose 489]

I tell you that I'm sad and all you have to say is that I should post more of my content with a ": P" smiley?

That's just mean...

 

Im sorry i was just talking about the story that you made and got side tracked so didn't realy finish so to finish If your look for someone to trust look at the one's that trust you and make your freindship stronger sorry if I offended you freind.

[Sepia-chan 495]

Im sorry i was just talking about the story that you made and got side tracked so didn't realy finish so to finish If your look for someone to trust look at the one's that trust you and make your freindship stronger sorry if I offended you freind.

 

Don't worry, I'm not offended.

 

Script: Confessions of a Teenage Brony Episode 3

Characters:

Phil, protagonist, 14

Dweevil, antagonist, 12

Mom,

Dad,

Autumn, Phil's older sister of which he admires, 17

Phoenix, Phil's younger brother, of which he hates. 11

Keith, one of Phil's longtime friends, 14

 

--Act 1--

*Dweevil is about to reveal Phil's secret*

Dweevil: As I've said, I have something to say about Phil!

Phil: I object to this line of questioning!

Mom: There was question, so objection overruled.

Phil: I-er-ah...

Dweevil: As I was saying...

Autumn: Hold it! What could you know about Phil that we, his own family don't?

Dweevil: I was just about to get to that, dear..

Autumn: Don't you dare call me 'dear'! You're like 9! *punches Dweevil in the face*

Dweevil: *falls onto the floor* I think I'll go home now..*slithers away*

Autumn: Yeah, and don't come back! *Slams door as he leaves*

Mom: ...

Dad: ...

Keith: That was pretty great!

Phoenix: Yeah, Autumn punched that creepy guy!

 

--Act 2--

Phil is in his room, diddling around on the internet, when he gets a phone call.

Phil: Yello?

Dweevil: Your sister punching me was a simple miscalculation.

Phil: You shouldn't have been so friggin' pretentious.

Dweevil: Ah, but yes! I'll get your parents to find out you're a brony some day!

Even I have to come back tommorow!

Or the next day!

Or the next day!

Or the next day!

Or the next day!

Or the next day!

*Phil hangs up.*

 

(Short episode I know, but it was a simple follow up to episode 2. Episode 3 will be longer.