mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Doctor Shuu 797]

CAPTAIN YOU ARE NOW A SERGEANT.

[qqq 217]

I still like you Captain Blue.

 

"Henshin a go go baby!"

[Wallroux 56]

Nope, don't be so generous with him, he has to DESERVE it!

A bowl of meat ninjad me, it is a bit ironic.

Edited March 30, 2013 by Wallroux

[Doctor Shuu 797]

General, do not question my decision.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Sir. Loin is the only cool guy here now because he knows where my username came from.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Sergeant, do you wish for another demotion?

[Wallroux 56]

Well, it was created by a bunch of meaningless characters at the start of the Universe.

Edited March 30, 2013 by Wallroux

[qqq 217]

Thanks. That name is good and your avatar gave me diabetes. I guess you could say they are both...

 

Viewtiful.

[Wallroux 56]

Secrets are very important, but only the man without any can be really happy.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Got ninja'd so hard.

 

Anyways,Sir. Loin has just made my day. Wish I still had Viewtiful Joe though...

Edited March 30, 2013 by CaptainBlue808

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Whatever you say general, but for now, just give me a status report on the invasion of Ponyville.

[Wallroux 56]

Well, sir, our only rookie is not willing to follow orders, so it is stagnating.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Remind him of the alternative to obedience.

[Just some guy 1,070]

I'm doing my job of invading Ponyville! D:

 

*Keeps rolling around in Ponyville*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Rolling is wrong. It is like wheels. Wheels are evil.

[Wallroux 56]

Rookie Blue, the officer corps is proud of you, keep up the good work!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

General, did you not hear what I said about rolling? Bring him to me.

[qqq 217]

Not the rolling again. Quick, change the subject! Something more annoying...

 

 

Gak attack!

 

[Just some guy 1,070]

Oh noes! D:

 

*Rolls away Bounces away on Gak to the hills*

Edited March 30, 2013 by CaptainBlue808

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Sergeant, you are hereby dishonorably discharged from the Crystal Empire's military.

[Wallroux 56]

Sir, yes, sir! Rookie Blue, you are going to have a disciplinary hearing because you have been rolling around, which is against the Führer's will!

I have to admit, mein Führer, your ninja-like reflexes are magnificent!

Edited March 30, 2013 by Wallroux

[Doctor Shuu 797]

^ Or that.

[qqq 217]

Dishonourably discharged! The best sort of Discharge!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Not in this army rookie...

[Wallroux 56]

Sir, we have to enlist a few rookies, since the operational staff consists of one soldier.