mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Nomadic 210]

Quoth the Nomad, "I shall be the winner".

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

But not for long.

[Life Giver 1,063]

This story gets one hoof for now.

[Snowdream 221]

ok

[Nomadic 210]

This is getting interesting.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Your story isn't gonna work.

Care to explain why?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Care to explain why?

No.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

No.

Could you please do it anyway?

[Life Giver 1,063]

Needs more Fluttershy...

[Nomadic 210]

Needs more Fluttershy...

 I disagree, we need more Rarity.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Could you please do it anyway?

No.

 

Needs more Fluttershy...

There is never enough Fluttershy.

 

 I disagree, we need more Rarity.

No.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Let's have more Fluttershy AND Rarity! Also, Rainbow Dash and Applejack.

 

 

Suddenly, a portal opened up in the toilet and Human Pinkie was sucked into it. She was taken to a dungeon, where the other newly-ponified Equestria Girls were. Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy had all gone through the portal (don't ask why) and ate a cake that teleported them to the dungeon.

[Nomadic 210]

Go on Red Pegasus. Your story is beginning to intrigue me.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Go on Red Pegasus. Your story is beginning to intrigue me.

This is a team effort.

[Nomadic 210]

I don't know I'm all kinds of terrible when it comes to writing.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The girls-turned-ponies began formulating an escape plan. Suddenly they all shouted in unison...

 

"HEY, KOOL-AID!"

 

The Kool-Aid guy burst in through the wall. "OH YEAH!" he exclaimed. The five ponified girls galloped out through the new hole in the wall... then Pinkie ran back to drink Kool-Aid.

 

Rainbow Dash noticed her pony counterpart and rushed over to her... a little quickly. Now, Human Rainbow's head was stuck in Pony Rainbow's plot.

[Nomadic 210]

As Pinkie began to drink the Kool-Aid, she began to choke. Such a disappointment her Pinkie-sense hadn't alerted her to such a peril.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Luckily, Pinkie safely swallowed the Kool-Aid and went to join her five friends to experience life as a magical talking horse.

[Nomadic 210]

It turned out they would not be magical talking horses for long. As Discord decided to partake into turning all of them into Care Bears.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Luckily, before he could do so, Discord was knocked out by a fart. Everypony was trying to figure out where it came from, when they noticed Pinkie eating chilli. But was it Human Pinkie or Pony Pinkie?

Edited December 15, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Nomadic 210]

The farting tore a hole in the fabric of space time, and pulled in Red Pegasus into his own story.

Edited December 15, 2013 by Nomadic

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The farting tore a hole in the fabric of space time, and pulled in Red Pegasus into his own story.

As awesome as that would be, no. Anyway... 

 

Pony Rainbow was oblivious to the fact that Human Rainbow was stuck in her butt. Pony Rainbow needed to dump, so she did. Guess where the stool ended up...

Meanwhile, Pony Twilight was practicing a spell. Suddenly...

 

"HI TWILIGHT!" said Pony Pinkie. Twilight lost concentration, and accidentally sent a magic beam flying towards Pinkie, who was then turned into a...

[Nomadic 210]

As awesome as that would be, no. Anyway... 

 

Pony Rainbow was oblivious to the fact that Human Rainbow was stuck in her butt. Pony Rainbow needed to dump, so she did. Guess where the stool ended up...

Oh, Red Pegasus you tire me.  I fear if this is to keep up I might have to start my own competing story.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Oh, Red Pegasus you tire me.  I fear if this is to keep up I might have to start my own competing story.

You fear if what is to keep up?

[Nomadic 210]

You fear if what is to keep up?

Your story in general. It reminds me clearly of a fever dream. It could only of been written by an ambassador of Discord himself.