mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Life Giver 1,063]

Fluttershy...

[Zavyr Darkeyes 9]

How about some winged Butter with some toast?

[Life Giver 1,063]

She is the Goddess...

[Zavyr Darkeyes 9]

Not much I can say towards that besides something random like... Would you like some toast?

[Life Giver 1,063]

... Without her... there is no light...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Without Pinkie, there is no Laughter. Magic, Honesty, Kindness, Generosity, and Loyalty. But no Laughter. I stand by my statement. Pinkie Pie is best pony.

[Life Giver 1,063]

You believe what you believe... I believe what I believe...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

The forces of Chaos stand with Fluttershy.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anyway...

 

One day, EqG Applejack fell through the portal to Equestria for no reason.

Edited December 23, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Zavyr Darkeyes 9]

Perhaps someone wants a begal

[Abdul Celestiel 9]

This will never end :3

[Zavyr Darkeyes 9]

Well these things go on and on till all but one person decide to just stop otherwords those with too much free time are more likely to win.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anyway, having gotten accustomed to her new pony body, EqG Applejack decided to get drunk off apple cider.

[Zavyr Darkeyes 9]

I begin to wonder what kind of story you will tell.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

EqG Applejack had gone to Equestria for the sole purpose of getting drunk with her pony counterpart, even if it meant being turned into a pony herself. Anyway...

 

In a drunken rage, both Applejacks set fire to Ponyville. It was the sixth time that day!

[Zavyr Darkeyes 9]

...Rather weird and strange story.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Oh, it's far from over...

 

Both Applejacks were sentenced to rebuild Ponyville. They ran away to get drunk again. Afterwards, EqG Applejack decided it was time to go home. But the mirror back to the EqG universe was closed.

Then, Pony Applejack walked in carrying a wagon of apple cider. Suddenly, drunk party.

Then, EqG Pinkie entered through the mirror. "WARGLE WARGLE WARGLE" she screamed, and slapped both Applejacks with fish, then went back through the mirror.

Then both Applejacks had a drunk shopping cart race.

Edited December 23, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Life Giver 1,063]

So 'story time' started again...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Exactly. Anyway...

 

It turned out that the shopping carts were made of marshmallow.

[Life Giver 1,063]

With hot chocolate...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

And Daemons.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Yes... can't forget that...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Are you ready, Steve? Aha.
Andy? Yeah! Mick? OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!

[Zavyr Darkeyes 9]

To be completely sane is an impossible feat for everyone will always have that 1%.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one