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[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*rubs up against her legs*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*falls asleep in her mane*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Dash: Hey, get off, you hear me? *shakes to get all of the cats off of her* *flies away* I wonder what that funny pony Red is up to...

 

Red: *has managed to hitch a ride*

Edited January 1, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*still asleep in Dash's mane*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*totally sinking his claws into Dashie's leg and stuff*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Time to jump out! Since I'm a cat, I won't be hurt! *jumps out* *unexpectedly turns back into a pony* CURSE YOU PLOT TWIST!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

"Huehuehue," said Afterwards through a mouthful of cookies.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Hmm... now where did I put those cookies that have gender-swap potion inside?

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Fortunately I am genderfluid so this is not in any way a problem.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*continues napping*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: I'm pretty sure there was reverse-cat-transformation potion inside those cookies, too...

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*

 

Oh no those were the other cookies that I fed to Pinkie.

Edited January 1, 2014 by Afterwards

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Oh, did I say gender-swap? I meant Pegasus-transformation.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

That sounds like a really weird thing to get mixed up with another equally weird thing.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Hey, Pinkie, since you can fly, let's fly next to each other!

 

Pinkie: Okie-dokie-lokie! Who are we going to empty a bucket of cold water over?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*still sleeping on Dash, even whilst she does a Sonic Rainboom*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*still omnomnomnomming on dem genderbender cookies*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*still sleeping*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red and Pinkie: *empty buckets of freezing water over the sleeping cat*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*shakes self dry and goes back to sleep*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red and Pinkie: *empty buckets of sticky fudge over the sleeping cat*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*licks Questioner dry*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*keeps sleeping, still in Dash's mane.*

 

 

You know that you are also pouring this stuff on Dash, right?

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

*also licks Dashie dry*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: No we're not, this is special fudge that is deflected away from Rainbow Dash.