mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

*wakes up, and nuzzles Red Pegasus whilst purring loudly*

[0. Zero 2]

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

*hides Questioner in mane and gallops away* So, wanna go somewhere, sugarplum?

Edited January 1, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[0. Zero 2]

sugarplum... really?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Meow!

[0. Zero 2]

*slowly pulls out ak-47*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

Ignore that Mr. Zero. So, just point your paw to wherever you want to go.

[0. Zero 2]

*loads up ak-47*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

*looks at Zero* Are you serious? A grown man using an AK-47 on a defenseless cat? Talk about cowardly.

[0. Zero 2]

fine *grabs and throws cat* better?

[SomariFeyWright 776]

...

... Meh.

 

*relaxes in recliner and holds win of thread in hands*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

No. That was cruel. Let's see how you like it! *fires ray gun at Zero who turns into a cat* *throws Zero into dog kennel* It's okay, Questioner. He's gone now. Let's get ice cream!

[0. Zero 2]

... *opens cage, turns back to normal* i was still just as smart as before you know... plus i'd never truly be that mean.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

Hey Questioner, wanna throw ice cream at Zero?

[0. Zero 2]

... i make one dark joke... one...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

Questioner, forget about the ice cream throwing. I think Zero has learned his lesson.

[0. Zero 2]

can i make dark jokes still... kinda do it without thinking, just no actions... deal?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

(reluctantly) Deal...

[Cerise Hood 102]

Hi, people.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

... So it seems we have an actual movie character in the thread.

 

...

... Doesn't mean we allow you to win. Even if your movie was very decent. :T

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

Read this and your mind will be officially blown. https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4987792/1/SURPRISE-for-Bob-the-Builder

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Read this and your mind will be officially blown. https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4987792/1/SURPRISE-for-Bob-the-Builder

...

... Well that was a thing.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Oh dear. It appear my small, adorable, feline body has taken some damage. Hmmm, this won't do. It's not gonna heal on its own. It is dying.

 

*burst of light*

 

Ooooh, new kidneys. Don't like the colour.

Edited January 1, 2014 by ~Feline Questioner~

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

Want some ice cream, my fluffy little Questioner?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Yes please, I need to get used to these new taste buds.