mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Pixy Belle 102]

*trots to a shade tree and lays under it*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Well, I like being a Pegasus, but that doesn't stop me from using this thing I stole from a wizard. Will you use it if I set it to "One Minute"?

[Demirari 454]

No. I'll be gone in one minute.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Nope. I like cats but not enough to be one.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

"Five Seconds"? Pwetty pwease?

[Demirari 454]

No.

[Pixy Belle 102]

*puts on a pair of headphones* I suggest you stop asking us and ask some other ponies. They might want to take part in your shenanigans. *sets up a tea set with fresh chocolate coated biscotti*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*is lonely, due to having fired the useless members of Vulture Squadron*

[Pixy Belle 102]

Would you like some tea and biscotti?

[FourClove 31]

I WIN!
I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!

[Demirari 454]

Lies!*Slams hoof on table dramatically.*

[Pixy Belle 102]

Such violence... *sips tea*

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

OH MY GOD, IT'S DICK DASTARDLY.  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes. Yes it is.

[Pixy Belle 102]

OH MY GOD, IT'S DICK DASTARDLY.

 

Of course it's Dick Dastardly. He's my boss.

 

(Lol~ my phone almost autocorrected 'Dastardly' to 'Grayson' XD)

Edited January 16, 2014 by Pixelated Pixel

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

"Is he accepting job openings?" He perked his ears and grins. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Don't ask PixelatedPixel, try asking me.

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

"Mr. Dastardly, are you taking job openings?" He smiles. "I remember watching Wacky Races and I always wanted to ride in the Double Zero!" 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Perhaps. Firstly, I will need your resume. Secondly, how on earth do you to the funky mention thing? I never figured it out.

[Pixy Belle 102]

You can just call me Pixel. *smiles* The 'pixelated' bit is just a clever filler.

Edited January 16, 2014 by Pixelated Pixel

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*grins like an idiot*

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

Storm produced a piece of paper with "RESUME" written in crayon at the top. The word "Pony" was written across the bottom.

 

( You select the text of the post of the person you want to mention. A little two-button thing will pop up. Click "Mention". ) 

[Demirari 454]

So a viral of toxin was "accidentally" released. I'm running now.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

@, Aha! Now, this resume is interesting, but there is nothing about any flying experience.

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

 

He gets an annoyed expression and unfolds his wings.