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[Acchan 232]

No no. We hail the toast around these parts.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

This is heresy!

[Acchan 232]

TOAST!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

YOU ARE A HERETIC!!

 

Nothing wrong with heresy, of course.

[Acchan 232]

Fine. No toast for you, MINE!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I have tea, I'm fine.

[Acchan 232]

A conversation between Me and Myself:

"Me, I'm tired."
"Then sleep it off, Myself."
"But Me, I'm too tired to sleep."
"Shut it, Myself. Go to sleep or I'll MAKE you sleep."

"... Geez, Me. Don't have to be so violent."

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I have conversations with myself all the time.

[Acchan 232]

I do too!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Sometimes, it is the only way to get a decent conversation.

[Acchan 232]

Indeed it is. I personally like talking to the creatures who live in my wall. They're friendly.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I talk to my actual walls.

[Acchan 232]

I used to do that. Then they locked me away for a few weeks until I saw cute creatures in the walls instead. I'll never tell my doctor about them.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I met a doctor once. He is now insane. I have that affect on people.

[Acchan 232]

My doctor asked me if I saw things nobody else saw. I told the pink elephant behind her that I didn't.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

There are lots of those.

[Acchan 232]

She'll never know.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Better that way.

 

I love being insane.

[Acchan 232]

Yay for insanity.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I mean, wheres the fun in being sane? That's just boring.

[Acchan 232]

I don't know where the fun is in being sane. I've never been sane to begin with.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I was sane once. It was so boring it drove me insane.

[Demirari 454]

Of course.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: So, Green, my dear (emphasis) colt (end emphasis), should we go build a castle of our own?

 

Green: How?

 

Red: With the power of our imaginations, duh.

Edited January 20, 2014 by Red Pegasus