mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Mr F 1,522]

Dat rp.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy walks in.

 

Cassidy: Say, has anyone seen Riley?

 

Suddenly, karate monkeys arrive and damage the castle by firing lasers from their eyes.

 

Leader: WARGLE WARGLE GIVE US ALL OF YOUR DOLLS

 

Anala: There's one in a box in the cupboard.

 

Cassidy takes the plush from the box.

 

Cassidy: Hey, it looks just like Riley!

 

Cassidy is about to hand over the doll.

 

Riley: Cassidy, don't, it's me!

 

Cassidy: Did you guys hear something just now?

Edited February 8, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*wakes up and with a loud roar scares the monkeys who promptly leave- and take Riley with them*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: (yelling) Well, I guess I'll eat Riley's dessert!

 

Nothing happens.

 

Cassidy: Why hasn't he come galloping back? It usually works.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*goes back to sleep*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley, as a flesh-and-blood pony, falls through the ceiling.

 

Riley: I have no idea what just happened.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

The buck?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Don't ask, rub belly.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Uh...If you say so *sits down and rubs*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*purrs very, very happily*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*smiles*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*tries to think of a way to show how much the best belly rubber around is appreciated*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*rests head on wall and keeps rubbing*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*is very, very happy*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley's eyes derp and his tongue sticks out.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*pokes riley* What the buck happend to you?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: Don't worry, he does that sometimes. It's times like these that I wonder why he and I are friends.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Hmmmm, He seemes to like you...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: Because he's Riley. Just look at his character page in the signature. 

[CrimsonWeb 786]

you just broke the 4th wall!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Eh, the fourth wall is pretty weak anyway.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Broke the fourth wall? Is that bad?

Edited February 8, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[CrimsonWeb 786]

IM SO CONFUZED! WHERE ARE MY BANANAS!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Not really, it just means that one day it will shatter for good, and all worlds will collide causing much destruction and loss of life.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

IM SO CONFUZED! WHERE ARE MY BANANAS!