mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

The pool is particularly pleasant at this time of year.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Weee! *jumps into*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Would you look at that, you just ruined that dress!

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Who will be the best man? And who will throw bananas to the bride and groom after the marriage? Who will be tasked with the duties of commandeering the Dalek imperial fleet?

*nudges shoulder*

Edited February 20, 2014 by AI Pony

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*swims around* Hmmm

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Well I'm going back to the Sha now. See ya later!

*teleports to Sha and continues to ponder how to kick it without legs*

Hello Sha! How are you doing?

Edited February 20, 2014 by AI Pony

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*sinks*

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Oh Celestia, not again!

SWIM! KICK YOUR LITTLE PONY LEGS!!!

Frozen needs a little help, Q!

Edited February 20, 2014 by AI Pony

[CrimsonWeb 786]

glub glub glub

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See ya later Sha- nator!

*teleports to Frozen and fishes her out if the water*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Well then, that was fun! *hugs*

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Why do you always insist on trying to kill yourself?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Because bananas..*hugs*

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But bananas kill you, remember?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Yep....But they keep me alive...gahhh, my brain hurts *falls over*

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Why am I always tasked with saving you whenever Q mysteriously disappears?

*gives aspirin*

Edited February 20, 2014 by AI Pony

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Stops* Life Giver.... he is close...

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Because I love you :3 Just like I love bananas!

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Who is this "life giver" anyways?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*walks around* Hmmm

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Takes kitten, from about 5 pages ago, out of trans dimensional pocket

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*pulls out shotgun* Mmmmm

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Keeps walking*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*slowly raises*

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Stops* Darkness.... *Gets to cover*