mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Life Giver 1,064]

Olaf...

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Eye.

C*arries Jeffery to the crows nest*

Up ye go, be safe little un'.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Now, where be a suitable first mate candidate?

[Toon Richard 534]

SANDVICH AND ME ARE COMING FOR YOUUU QUESTIONERR!!

*Weilds Minigun*

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Miss Frozen here be a good seafarer methinks.

Th' child of Microsoft paint picture be not.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Arrrr, but does she be wanting to sail with us?

Edited March 2, 2014 by The Questioner

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T'is Richard knows not of the sea!

The Richard might be able to stay in the brig... If he don't burn the ship down in the first hour.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Arrrrr, I be not having that scurvy scallywag aboard!

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Scurry about then ye seadog!

*shoves Richard away*

Looked like he had the scurvy anyhows.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Arrrrr, I think ye better be shooting him then!

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EAT MORE O' THEM ORANGE FRUITS YE DOG!!!

*loads musket*

Hope no lepers come tryin' stowaway here either.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Arrrrrr, I be killing them last voyage.

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Frozen!?!? Where ye be off to?!?!?! We be lookin' everywheres for ye!!!

She mustn't be too far, can she?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Arrrrrr, I be not knowing. I think ye better look harder.

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I be "checking" for her in the nearby pub, not too far from these here docks.

I'll also be stocking up supplies for the voyage.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I be having enough supplies onboard. But I think I be coming with ye to the tavern.

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*arrives at tavern*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Barman! I be needing some of ye best grog!

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*whispers = ' *

'There be some new folk I've not seen here before'

'Ive a feelin there's trouble lurkin 'ere'

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I be ready for trouble.

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'New folk rarely show up 'ere, but when they do it doesn't end well'

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Arrrrrr, they be needing to learn the way of this place, or they be getting shot.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

I found grenades cap'n! *hands them to ya

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*tavern becomes eerily quiet, but some conversations continue*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Grenades be no use in a crowded area like this.