mega thread Last Poster Wins

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I've been through worse before; when I was a spider (and was nearly eaten by Spike), and when a skeletal tyrannosaur ate me.

(For some reason, this sort of reminds me of a bunch of spaghetti-stories)

>Making dinner

>Start up the garlic bread

>Roll a few meatballs

>Can’t find the pasta

>Rip apart the closet and cupboards

>Collapse on the floor crying

>All the spaghetti falls out of my pocket

Edited April 19, 2014 by AI Pony

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

this is just an invisible space with absolutely no text whatsoever

[Life Giver 1,063]

Absolutely... nothing...

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*Uses the powers of "The Thread" to break free of the living prison*

Blegh! What did you eat Q? An entire all-you-can-eat burrito buffet?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Hehehe

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You might want to be more careful with what you eat. While I was down there, I think that I saw a couple of dislodged rib-bones... Your rib-bones, not the remains of some unfortunate adventurer... as well as some swarms of parasprites and live Crystal Ponies.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes, I'm going to see the Doctor next week.

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Why not now?

Why wait when your life might be hanging in the balence?!

(Also, why wait to sneak aboard the TARDIS and strand The Doctor outside with the infinate configuration core?)

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh, I'm immortal, I have all the time in the world.

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But I don't. I could really use a timey-wimey, wibbly-wobbly, spacetime fabric ripping, paradox producing, continuity ignoring machine.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Well, sucks to be you then.

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[Life Giver 1,063]

*Sits*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

This thread is dying. Lets pump some life into it, @@Hyperhooves.

[Tanner 186]

I like pies. Pies are good.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Pies are good... better than cake.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I ordered a Pi online.

[Life Giver 1,063]

I see two birds... I hope they like bread.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes, they do, it's just not good for them.

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If your name is "The Happy Questioner" (or at least along the lines of "The Questioner") why don't you question?

It seems like you prefer to answer questions rather than ask them, despite your name/title.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh, I do question. It's just you don't see the questions.

[Life Giver 1,063]

You question my handsomeness don't you.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I question everything.

[Life Giver 1,063]

And yet you choose to question nothing.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You think so? Perhaps you need to look for the questions harder.