mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Dovashy 1,734]

Yes, we will expand our list of exile techniques. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

And fail.

[Dovashy 1,734]

Quite the pessimist, but I'm afraid it will in fact, not fail. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Not a pessimist, a realist.

[Majikku 65]

Herp derp I'm writing a comment or something...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

TO THE MOON!

 

And victory for being the last poster.

[Dovashy 1,734]

The Dovashy 42nd has claimed their rightful place as Victors of this Thread. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Buahuahuah

[Dovashy 1,734]

Still won. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[Dovashy 1,734]

Think I've seen that before. I'm going to sleep now, @FortyTwo42 Hold down the Fort!...y Two! 

Edited August 2, 2014 by Dovashy

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Goodnight, and good nightmares.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Unfortunately, I'm also off to sleep shortly, but I shall continue to hold down the fort(-y two) for a little while longer!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope, not gonna work. The fort is compromised.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Not just yet! I have repelled the intruders!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Thats what I want you to think.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Really? Things are going perfectly then, since that's exactly what I wanted you to think!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope. You cannot fool me, mortal. 

 

I am in your fort.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You are? Time to prepare the moon banishment device then.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You are? Time to prepare the moon banishment device then.

I am an extradimensional being. I go to and fro the moon all the time.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'm a sentient number, and while it's perfectly within my abilities to go to and from the moon too, I choose not to since the moon is so incredibly dull.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I see your entire past and future, and indeed that of the entire multiverse.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh really? Then what am I going to do in 10 seconds?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You need me to tell you?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

It's a test to verify if you really have the abilities you claim you have.