mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Hyperhooves 872]

Nope. We all know who really wins this here thread. Questioner.

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But at least I have this win.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

The win shall be mine!! Muahah!!

For 20 mins or so at least..

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Make that five minutes.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I am here again. ALL HAIL THE KING OF THIS THREAD ALL HAIL KING QUESTIONER 

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Win.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Hello.

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Hi.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Hey! Hey! 

What?! That wasn't even 20 mins?! 

Who planned such a devious act..? 

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Me.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Well played, you shrewd business man.

Anywho, you think you can take my spot of glory? Not if I have any say in it!

At least you can have the night shift though. I'll allow that.  :comeatus:

[Hyperhooves 872]

I want to fly.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Flying huh?

As in a plane, or wings?

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[Hyperhooves 872]

Flying huh?

As in a plane, or wings?

Both. 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

What would I even use a shroud of binding worlds for?

Eh.. I can just add it to my collection I guess!

 

And I don't mind flying as a passenger on a plane, but I'd feel unsafe by any means.

Even hang-gliding was a far stretch for me! 

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Both.

Why not use a spacecraft?

What would I even use a shroud of binding worlds for?

Eh.. I can just add it to my collection I guess!

Binding worlds and ummmm..... wearing? Yeah, wearing.

Cloaks are always cool in every era.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Hm... 

Well, seems legit. I'll take it!

how much will it come to?

[Hyperhooves 872]

Why not use a spacecraft?

How about a Tardis?

The Questioner is the Doctor and I am his companion

and now we must fly and go save the world 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

That sounds good to me.

I'll hitch a ride across the galaxy.

Get myself one of those high tech credit cards. Should be good. 

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Hm...

Well, seems legit. I'll take it!

how much will it come to?

Just three hundred units of liquid flux.

And as for the TARDIS, you can have one for free.

We've got warehouse planets full of them from doomed timelines.

[DubWolf 17,262]

I remember when I watched doctor who. Such a good show, but I don't like to sit down and do nothing but watch a story unfold sometimes. Like reading a book .

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Books are the bane of my existence!

I have to do enough reading for university as it is! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I laugh at you

[MasterCombine 316]

No U.