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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well yes, I did say that. But exactly what point are you trying to make?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

That you have failed to do anything to me at all.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What? Why would I try to do anything to you? 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Because you have been claiming that you have done just that.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What? When did I ever claim to hurt you?    

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Right here.

 

I am the Questioner. I remember the ceremony well when I married Hyperhooves.

 

 

Not you! I polymorped hyperhooves' husband into a cat, sold said cat to a Chinese restaurant, and then I am now trying to get her to eat said dead cat. I gave up trying to kill your pizza cat a while ago!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

WHHAAAAAAT!? 

Alright, I'm going to need  your blushing bride's confirmation on this one. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Eh, I can do better.

 

It was recorded.

 

http://mlpforums.com/blog/1663/entry-12599-first-userxuser-skype-wedding-the-questioner-x-hyperhooves/

[Hyperhooves 872]

I remembered when we got married on Skype. I just can't wait until we really get married. It's going to be the best.

 

I just know it.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yep.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Uh, well congratulations, I guess. Who am I to argue with the marital powers of Skype? I guess only one question remains, exactly who did I kill? I know it wasn't a clone or decoy, because I checked.    

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

It as a very good decoy.

 

The base for the decoy was a random person no-one will miss.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No. It wan't a decoy. I checked with epic level divination spells, which can't be fooled by anything. I obviously didn't kill you, but I did kill someone, and that someone was a real person. But who?  

[Hyperhooves 872]

I have no idea

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Epic level divination, which CAN be fooled by specifically designed epic spells.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, you're an epic wizard? I had no idea! Well, if your spell did defeat my divination spell, which is possible; I still would have gotten an error message, which would have tipped me off to your decoy anyway. The only explanation I can come up with is that someone was walking about your house without your knowledge, and since I didn't know what you looked like at the time, I thought they were you and I killed them. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Except I am a very epic wizard, I craft my divination blockers to not return an error message.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Eh, no. I can easily sense when someone else's magic is tampering with my own. And you really need to invest in some home security.   

[Hyperhooves 872]

I am now wondering if I have magic of my own or not

Edited October 5, 2014 by Hyperhooves

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I have plenty.

 

The mere fact that you don't believe me about my magic is proof that it works.

 

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Sorry, but still no. I find it much more likely that some random assassin wandered into your house, then the fact that you completely foiled one of my spells. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

See? They are working.

 

Besides, my house doesn't even need security, no-one can get in without my permission.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Can I come see you Quest?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I got in just fine, thank you very much. And while I did find traces of divination foiling magic, It looked like it had already been disabled by anti-magic. I'd watch your back, Questioner. Someone powerful probably wants you dead.   

 

 

Can I come see you Quest?

NO! Don't do it! They are probably waiting for you there!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I got in just fine, thank you very much. And while I did find traces of divination foiling magic, It looked like it had already been disabled by anti-magic. I'd watch your back, Questioner. Someone powerful probably wants you dead.   

Sounds like the decoy plane which I set up to trick people.

 

I have not left my house for a long time, I don't need to.