mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Hyperhooves 872]

They won't get me. They won't get me because Quest will be by my side protecting me

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You need to take your security more seriously, Questioner. I mean really, a Decoy plane? Who do you hope to fool with that? The girl scouts?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Well, it fooled you.

 

And you still don't think you have been fooled, which shows how effective it is.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Listen, It pains me to hear you say that. Even if I didn't make it inside your house, it is still seriously foolish of you not to even take the possibility into consideration. I know that if someone threatened my safety I would be concerned, as only a madman isn't concerned for their own well being.     

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh, I took the possibility into consideration.. and concluded it did not happen.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm only trying to help you here. Ignoring the problem won't make it go away, you know. No defense is impenetrable, and my invasion of your house proves that. Listen, no one will hold you in any less regard just because your house was invaded. It happens to the best of us. You just need to fix the problem, and move on with your life.  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Except you were not in my house at all.

 

I do know what I am doing.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Your automatic assumption that I don't know what I am doing is insulting. Especially since I am currently trying to warn you about a serious danger, the fact that assassins somehow made it into your house, and will likely try to do so again.   

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I never said you don't know what you are doing.

 

But I know for a fact that no assassin has ever managed to get into my house.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I never said you don't know what you are doing.

You implied it! I mean really, when you said your decoy plane had fooled me, you might as well have called me disabled.

 

 

 

But I know for a fact that no assassin has ever managed to get into my house.

That's what they want you to think.     

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No, really.

 

The plane within which my house resides is an extension of my own being. I immediately know everything that happens there, regardless of what spells are used to conceal anything.

 

Man, that took a lot of preparation to set up.

 

Creating your own plane alone...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So wait, are you absolutely, positively sure that your plane has not been intruded upon? Check again, I can be really sneaky when I need to be, and a master assassins can hide from almost anything  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I am incredibly sure, yes.

 

I am also aware of what happens on my decoy planes. I see you.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No you don't, because that can't be me. You see, when I crossed over into your dimension, I must have forgotten to correct for the time differentials. So the most likely explanation for all this is that I invaded your dimension sometime in the far future, which explains why you haven't seen anything. That's because it hasn't happened yet, at least for you. So please kill whoever is currently in your decoy plane, they are using my likeness without permission, and therefore must die. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Time does not exist as you would know it on my planes.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hahaha! As I would know it, huh? You are just too much fun. Whenever I travel to an environment like that, I always bring a little time with me. That explains why you couldn't see me, as you were most likely unable to see me in the 4th dimension, time.  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I never said time did not exist.

 

Just  not as you know it.

 

And yes, I saw the temporal disturbance you caused.

 

I see everything.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Talking down to me again, I see. While I traveled into your dimension physically, temporally I remained in my own. That's what I meant by taking a little bit of time with me, as that is what enables me to do such a thing.    

[Hyperhooves 872]

I am back!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Talking down to me again, I see. While I traveled into your dimension physically, temporally I remained in my own. That's what I meant by taking a little bit of time with me, as that is what enables me to do such a thing.    

Still causes a minor temporal distortion.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Nope. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Here, this may have a few pointers for you.

 

[Hyperhooves 872]

That is actually pretty funny

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 Yeah, it was pretty funny. Anyway, I've got to go. But don't worry, I'll be back...

[Hyperhooves 872]

Okay but remember QUESTIONER WINS!!!!!!!!!