mega thread Last Poster Wins

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You strike a pose, ready to battle the very threatening wall.

Your trusty PumpKind weapon is ready to smash against the assailant with deadly force.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

>Abuse

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

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>Abuse

 

You strike the wall with your Axe!

The brick wall takes minimal damage.

 

>

 

You fall back, shocked that you would even think of such a nerdy looking villain.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

>Stop being an idiot and go kill some imps

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You look around your room. There doesn't appear to be many imps arounWAIT! There's one!

Oh, nevermind. That's just your reflection looking back at you. You should really move this mirror to a more suitable area. Somewhere that isn't your room.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

>strife with your reflection

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You strike a pose...

Wait. This is incredibly stupid.

 

*A horn beeps and a car pulls into the driveway*

 

Oh, looks like Mom has gotten back from work.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

>commit suicide

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*Reader looks up from computer and turns towards a tree stump.*

*Looks from the stump to a pistol*

Edited March 9, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

>shoot the author of this garbage

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*Reader shoots him/herself*

 

Game Over

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Well, that's done with, I'mma go and lose consciousness for a few hours, for the lulz.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Gasp! Are you guys... Roleplaying!? That is strictly forbidden! 

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Gasp! Are you guys... Roleplaying!? That is strictly forbidden! 

 

I was just inputting commands.

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I was reacting to commands.

Gasp! Are you guys... Roleplaying!? That is strictly forbidden! 

 

 

Also this;

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

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No! There will be no roleplaying here on my watch!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

>initiate strife with Stormgiggle

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

>initiate strife with Stormgiggle

Nah. I refuse to fight you. You're too powerful. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Nah. I refuse to fight you. You're too powerful.  >Abscond

 

 

You cannot Abscond, there is no-where to Abscond to!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You cannot Abscond, there is no-where to Abscond to!

Then I simply sit quietly and wait for the sweet release of death.  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Then I simply sit quietly and wait for the sweet release of death.  

Eh, you are no fun.

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Then I simply sit quietly and wait for the sweet release of death.  

 

Well, you can literally abscond to No-Where, but it's a pretty rough place.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Well, you can literally abscond to No-Where, but it's a pretty rough place.

Only if you are a void player.

[Hidey 2,836]

every time I see this I laugh