mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Please disregard the username and avatar to the left of this text. I am Green Unicorn, a friend of Red's. As you are aware, Red just exploded into confetti and sweets. Don't worry, he'll be back later.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Crumbs... *goes to every pigeon in the area and feeds them all rice and water only to have fireworks of feathers*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Wrong pigeons! These ones are not carrying messages!

[Pixy Belle 102]

D: you didn't mention it was a carrier pigeon!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I shouldn't have to! It was in the briefing! You did read that, didn't you?

[Pixy Belle 102]

No... I wasn't given the briefing... *hangs head*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

What! MUTTLEY!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!

[Pixy Belle 102]

I-I-I'll go try and find a bird with a message attached to it....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Hey y'all, I'm back! Did you take care of the pigeon?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I-I-I'll go try and find a bird with a message attached to it....

Succeed, and as well as the medal you can have a months holiday!

[Pixy Belle 102]

Succeed, and as well as the medal you can have a months holiday!

Yay! *sticks nose to the ground and sniffs for birds but accidentally impales one or two with my horn*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You may need a plane, there is one over there you can use.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I found a bird with a message, sir! It says, "Whoever reads this message will find a lollipop in their mane,".

Edited January 15, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Stop hallucinating fool. There is no pigeon anywhere near you. You haven't moved.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Now if only I can remember how to do this... *straps in and puts on a headset*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Good luck!

 

*climbs in a second plane, a red triplane*

Edited January 15, 2014 by The Questioner

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

why u no acknowledge my help?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

It's not helpful help. Go lie down until you stop hallucinating.

[Pixy Belle 102]

*rummages for an instruction manual and finds an old tattered one and skims it for key details* Okie dokie~ *taxis the plane until at a safe speed to take off*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*does a vertical take off*

 

This is a cartoon, remember? We don't have to follow the laws of physics.

 

And to you kids watching, don't try this at home.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Oh derp~ I forgot~ ^^;

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

How do you think I have managed to fall from 50000 feet with no parachute and survive on a regular basis?

[Pixy Belle 102]

Luck?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Cartoon Physics.

[Pixy Belle 102]

That explains a lot...

 

(It's 8:23 am where I'm at and I've been up the past 24 hours so I may fall asleep.)

Edited January 15, 2014 by Pixelated Pixel