mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Pixy Belle 102]

This issue is awesome! X3

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Never been too keen on it myself, of course. I prefer a good book. Ah, Sherlock Holmes. That will do.

[Gone Airborne 22,008]

._. Ello :3

[Bojo 1,466]

Don't know what you're all talking about but just came back to take my title as winner.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Good luck with that! Would you like some tea?

[Bojo 1,466]

Yes sir, please. This will be a long day.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

No problem! Alfred, some tea for our guest.

 

Yes of course, sir.

[Pixy Belle 102]

*finishes my soda and conjures up a cup of chamomile and mango tea with honey*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*continues drinking Earl Grey*

[Pixy Belle 102]

Tea is nice. :3 better than coffee.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Coffee is not a drink for a true gentleman.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Indeed *sips tea* nor for a lady

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Tea is the drink of kings, and emperors.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Don't forget counts and countesses.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Of course, at least those of the same caliber as kings and emperors, like you.

[Pixy Belle 102]

One day, I hope to be queen but I'll settle for countess for the time being.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

One should not risk what one has in hopes of an advance, but may still hope and strive for an advance.

 

More tea please, Alfred.

 

Of course Sir. My lady, is there anything I can get you?

[Bojo 1,466]

Thanks Alfred... wait, are you the Batman?

 

Can I have some of that tea Countess Pixel?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Thanks Alfred... wait, are you the Batman?

 

If I as Batman, I would not tell you so.

 

Nevertheless, Batman is not the only one with a butler by that name.

[Bojo 1,466]

You may be right sir, but there's a chance you are Batman after all. Talking about emperors, Moctezuma liked to drink chocolate, too.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You may be right sir, but there's a chance you are Batman after all. Talking about emperors, Moctezuma liked to drink chocolate, too.

I am aware of this, having studied history extensively. Each to their own, but had he had access to it, he would have drunk tea.

[Pixy Belle 102]

Of course you may, Bojo. *uses magic to pour a cup*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Hmmm, it would appear that we may be in for some rain soon, judging by the clouds.

[Bojo 1,466]

Thank you for the coup my lady. And you are right sir, should we get inside?

 

Guess it was a legend after all, but you're right, he definitely drank tea.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Alfred, please activate the dome.

 

Of course sir, right away.

 

*a large glass dome slides over, protecting all underneath it from the elements*

 

Much better. I do enjoy a good rainstorm from time to time, and this way I may do it without having all the bother of getting wet.