mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Grenades be no use in a crowded area like this.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anala: So where is this ship going?

 

Riley: A little more pirate-esque attitude, sugar?

 

Anala: Fine. (pirate voice) Yaaar, where we be going on this here fine ship, me' hearties? (normal voice) Better?

 

Riley: Excellent!

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'Ye be tryin to blow us up!'

'Stow ye weapons or ye fit out o' ere!'

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

*Brings out shotty* hey cool

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I be not seein ye first mate' round.

If ye don't mind, I'll be playin' over 'ere.

Any requests in the meantime?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Clementia: Thank you for the water, Riley.

 

Riley: No problem, Clemms! By the way, it's 90% alcohol.

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Me piano skills be extraordinary, if I say so meself

*plays some regular tavern music, but grows in depth, exponentially*

*song ends and starts playing "everything is awesome"*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Pinkie: We may be divided, but of you all I beg...

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Umm...

*continues to play*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: To join DJSpacer's Ace of Bass RP!

 

Pinkie: Uh, wrong song, Riley.

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Trees, frogs, clogs

They're awesome

Rocks, clocks, and socks

They're awesome

Figs, and jigs, and twigs

That's awesome

Everything you see, or think, or say

Is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is cool when you're part of a team

Everything is awesome, when we're living our dream

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

"The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed,
and bound her in her bones.
The seas be ours, and by the powers;
where we will, we'll roam."

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No one else is going to sing?

Well if not, I'm done.

I'll meet ye at th' ship.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No one else is going to sing?

Well if not, I'm done.

I'll meet ye at th' ship.

I be singing. A better song.

 

"Yo ho, all hands,

hoist the colors high.

Heave ho, thieves and beggars;

never shall we die."

Edited March 2, 2014 by The Questioner

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*looks around at the people staring*

*walks to the door*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

"Now some have died, and some are alive;
and others sail on the sea.
With the keys to the cage
and the devil to pay,
we lay to the fiddler's green."
 

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*arrives back at the ship and checks for stowaways*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

"Yo ho haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars;
never shall we die.

 

The bell has been raised
from its watery grave,
hear its sepulchral tone.
A call to all; pay heed the squall,
and turn your sails to home.

 

Yo ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars;
never say we die.

Yo ho, all together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars;
never shall we die.

 

The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed,
and bound her in her bones.
The seas be ours, and by the powers;
where we will; we'll roam."

Edited March 2, 2014 by The Questioner

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*finds Riley*

GET OUT O' THERE YE RAT!!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*gets drunk*

[Toon Richard 534]

*Starts firing at Questioner*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*dodges and fires back*

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THE LEPER IS BACK!

*returns fire*

*provides suppression fire to allow Q to move elsewhere*

[Toon Richard 534]

*Keeps firing*

"RATATATATATATATATATATA!!!"

*Demoman is firing cannonballs*

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*Lands a lucky shot. (I rolled a 4)*