mega thread Last Poster Wins

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1- Epic Fail. You did not get your desired effect and will likely suffer some kind of ill-effect.

2- Failure. Your action didn't help you or work out well.

3- Moderate success. You did what it was you were trying to do. Not much more.

4- Total success. You did what you needed to do, and you did it well.

5- Epic success. You completed your action, and you did it perfectly. Something good might have come from it as well.

6- Roll of ages. You accomplished what you were trying to do and many more. Not only did you accomplish your action, you got something else that helps you, perhaps even more than you had hoped...

[Toon Richard 534]

*Demoman takes some damage*

 

"Take this!"

*Sniper aims for Q*

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*counter snipes* *rolled a 6 causing all the other teams heads to explode*

It's like Christmas mornin'

*returns to ship... Again*

[Toon Richard 534]

*Noms Sandvich*

*A random hat drops on my head*

"Take that!"

*Sniper fires a round at Questioner's head*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*bullet passes through harmlessly*

[Toon Richard 534]

*Spy appears behind you, disguised as a pirate*

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These twoforters prob'ly don't even have a boat. Ha, the suckers!

*counter stabs*

Never use the chat while disguised, wanka!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: What does this wheel do? The one with six points sticking out?

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The spoi crebs die too easily.

Don't even touch that, unless you want your head to be a fine red mist!

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Kk

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Hey Frozen! We've been lookin' for ye. Would you like to join us? We be off on a piratey voyage and Q would like you to be first mate.

Page 1600 incoming!!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*continues drinking*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*hides in box*

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So... Is that a yes?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

shhhh....

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*carries box aboard*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*staggers out of tavern*

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*Being unsuspicious*

Hey look! Congrats Q for getting first post in page 1600!

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*hides in box and sticks note to AI ponys head* "Girls arnt aloud to be on ships, so shhhh"

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[achievement get: why the buck is this an achievement?]

Yes they are.

All it takes to board anyone's ship, make or female, is the caps approval.

And guess who has it.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*drunkenly staggers back to ship*

 

Any newsh, shecond mate?

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(Answer: you)

Yes cap!

We found our first mate!

[CrimsonWeb 786]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Then tell me, what ish it?

 

Ah, good. We shail at dawn.

Edited March 2, 2014 by The Questioner

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We found Frozen.