mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Good Now, bow before the Spider King, and accept his boon.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*bows and accepts*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Now rise, as a spider! Go forth and do My bidding!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*rises*

Is it normal for me to hate myself?

Because if it is, then... Yeah.

I'm not getting paid enough for this

*scurries around*

That is, if I were paid at all.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Go forth, and spread the word of the Spider!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*wanders to a nearby village*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*Is Spider King*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*attempts to speak to ponies, but is almost smashed by a book wielding Twilight Sparkle*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*laughs at misfortune*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

HEEEEELP

*runs from hungry Spike*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*stands in between AI Pony and Spike*

[Life Giver 1,064]

Should of gone to Fluttershy first... she would of help with this...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Hey, if she wants to come to me, that's fine.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*the four siggy OCs arrive on a giant flying banana*

[Wild Star 141]

*sips coffee.*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*does spidery things*

[Toon Richard 534]

I AM SANDVICH KING

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Banana: I AM A PEAR

[Toon Richard 534]

I AM SANDVICH KING.

YOU ARE BANANA.

*Points to questioner*

SPIDER KING.

HELLO.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*eats sandvich king*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Banana: I AM AN APPLE

 

*Applejack takes the banana*

 

Applejack: How did this apple get all the way here?

[Toon Richard 534]

*Is not actually a sandvich, just a man wearing 13 sandviches on his body, you just ate one*

HOW IS IT?

*Sandvich regrows*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Needs more fly.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: *dances around in grass skirt*

[Toon Richard 534]

HMM..

*Summons flysandvich next to Questioner's legs *

ENJOY.

Edited March 12, 2014 by Toon Richard