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[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

No. Its this creature.

 

 

Edited December 29, 2014 by Assassin/Simon

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Snake!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Name: Twilight

 

Age: Unknown according to Rainbow Rocks and Equestria Girl its around 15-17

 

Talent: Science

 

Believes in: Science

 

Life: Science

 

Skills: Science

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Snake!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O_kg6EqcRA

 

 

 

No. Its this creature.

Get to the point! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

You'll never stop Twilight! I gave her a mask that can transform her into Stormgiggle!

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Name: Merasmus the Magician

 

Age: Unknown according to TF Comics its around 1500-1700 years old.

 

Talent: MAGIC!

 

Believes in: Bonus Ducks

 

Life: None

 

Skills: Going to prison

Much better.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You'll never stop Twilight! I gave her a mask that can transform her into Stormgiggle!

Twilight doesn't need any silly old mask to defeat me!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

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BONUS DUCKS!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Twilight hopped off her throne, coming into full view. Unlike last time, she was dressed in full battle regalia. Atop her head rested the alicorn crown, a powerful relic that possessed all the powers of, and was crafted from, the alicorn amulet. Although she was unarmored from the neck down, the rest of her was protected by a suit of power armor. The power armor itself was created from void metal, metal infused with magic drawn directly from the source of magic beyond the stars. The mechanized suit enhanced her speed, strength, and stamina to near godlike levels, and the powerful enchantments bound into the armor rendered her nigh invincible. Five soul gems, each one containing one of Twilight's friends, were encrusted onto the armor. The armor was colored the dark purple of void metal. Strapped under her each one of her wings was a sword. The right sword was a warp sword, a magical weapon capable of hitting any object in the universe as long as the user knew where the object to be hit was. The left sword was a sword made primarily out of red lyrium. Twilight also had a cosmic cube slowly orbiting around her head.

I mean, have you SEEN Twilight's description? There's no way I could defeat her!

 

 

 

Anyways, now that the whole "magic debate" has been forgotten

Oh, but Dan, I NEVER forget!

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Oh please, that was PAGES ago.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So? To one such as I time means little.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Ducks are funny. 

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Win.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Really? 

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Yes.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You know Dan, Assassin and I have sparred, but I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting you on the battlefield...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Me too. 

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So you wish to battle? Very well.

Where will we battle and what does the champion gain?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Don't call me Assassin now. Its boring. 

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Okay Simon Belmont.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Just my first name please. I'm serious. 

 

Serious face:

 

Edited December 29, 2014 by Assassin/Simon

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Where will we battle

The challenged (You) of course decides the battlefield, as is usual in a duel.

 

 

 

what does the champion gain?

I have not yet decided the terms. Why don't you tell me yours, and then I'll tell you mine.

 

Don't call me Assassin now. Its boring. 

Very well. I dub thee Lord Pumpernickel, god of the assorted breads.

Edited December 29, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Book Simon will kill you mate. You can't escape death.

 

Battle theme

Edited December 29, 2014 by Assassin/Simon