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[Mars Orbit 729]

So... you ready to learn some magic?

Yes!!!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes!!!

Awesome! Now, I bet some ponies have told you that as a pegasus, you can't use magic, right? 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Awesome! Now, I bet some ponies have told you that as a pegasus, you can't use magic, right?

 

Yes

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes

Well, those ponies are morons! For your first assignment, I want you to go around to everypony who doubted you and tell them how completely wrong they were about everything. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Well, those ponies are morons! For your first assignment, I want you to go around to everypony who doubted you and tell them how completely wrong they were about everything.

 

Ok!

 

 

You were wrong about everything!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ok!

 

 

You were wrong about everything!

Good job. Now for the rest of the people who doubted you. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Good job. Now for the rest of the people who doubted you.

 

*writes a ton of letters*

*sends them*

Done!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*writes a ton of letters*

*sends them*

Done!

Good job! Now for the actual magic part. First let's teach you how to use your natural pegasus magic, and then we'll show you some fancier stuff.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Good job! Now for the actual magic part. First let's teach you how to use your natural pegasus magic, and then we'll show you some fancier stuff.

Woo!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Woo!

But first, tell me what magic you already know! Wouldn't want to waste your time teaching you stuff you've already learned.

[Mars Orbit 729]

But first, tell me what magic you already know! Wouldn't want to waste your time teaching you stuff you've already learned.

I can voluntarily pull every muscle in my body!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I can voluntarily pull every muscle in my body!

That's not magic. That's just weird.  Anything else?

[Mars Orbit 729]

That's not magic. That's just weird.  Anything else?

No

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No

Ok. I'll teach you how to control clouds then. You know, make them rain, shoot lightning, build houses out of them... normal Pegasus stuff.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Ok. I'll teach you how to control clouds then. You know, make them rain, shoot lightning, build houses out of them... normal Pegasus stuff.

Ok!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ok!

First, you'll need to get a cloud.

[Mars Orbit 729]

First, you'll need to get a cloud.

But how!?!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

But how!?!

*Shrugs*

[Mars Orbit 729]

*Shrugs*

Any ideas?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Any ideas?

You can fly, right? Fly up there and get one!

[Mars Orbit 729]

You can fly, right? Fly up there and get one!

Good idea!

*does that*

What now?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Good idea!

*does that*

What now?

Did you really think it would be that easy?

 

*Cloud casts Flare on Mars*

[Mars Orbit 729]

Did you really think it would be that easy?

 

*Cloud casts Flare on Mars*

I don't know what's happening!!!

*bites cloud*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I don't know what's happening!!!

*bites cloud*

*Cloud prepares to destroy you*

[Mars Orbit 729]

*Cloud prepares to destroy you*

*prepares to use The Ancient Art of Wu Tang*