mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Znex 936]

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I will respect you for your efforts, but also dislike you for your efforts as they void mine.

[Znex 936]

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[Znex 936]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hOcc5DpzIs

[One 498]

I just raged at BF3 single player on hard mode.

 

I went up to a car for cover- a guy with an rpg blew up the car and killed me.

I walked up to a door- a guy shot through the door and killed me.

I started walking across a seemingly safe place- a guy comes out with a truck and runs me over.

I find a nice cover behind some rocks- a tree falls down forcing me to run before it squashed me to death, only resulting in the enemy killing me.

I turn around a corner- a guy shoots me in the face with a shotgun.

Alternative version: I turn around a corner- a guy stabs me in the throat.

I try to duck behind cover- plane goes and kills me.

I carefully overlook the edge of a building- I get sniped in the face.

I get ready to snipe someone- guy comes up behind me and knifes me in the throat.

Alternative version: I get ready to snipe someone- grenade blows me up.

I have low health and jump from 3 feet- die from fall damage.

I lock onto tank- tank spots me and blows me up.

I run from one secure spot to the next- get gunned down.

I walk down stairs- man behind stairs shoots me to death.

I respawn- on stairs and man shoots me to death again.

I turn around a corner and spot enemies then decide to go back around corner- ally comes up and pushes me around corner again so I die.

I shoot a rocket at a tank- ally in front of me stands up causing the rpg to explode right in front of me resulting in my death.

I throw a grenade- it goes high up in the air, hits something, bounces back, lands right on top of me, explodes, I die.

I'm causally walking- guy with rpg blows me up.

I'm get heavily damaged and duck behind cover- they shoot my cover to bits and kill me.

 

I don't think I need to go on to prove my point.

Edited December 22, 2012 by One

[Znex 936]

Fact: BF3 single-player is just one big QuickTime event

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Fact: This is the last post

[Znex 936]

Fact: That last fact was a lie

[Just some guy 1,070]

Fact: THIS post will be the last post.Definitely.

Edited December 22, 2012 by CaptainBlue808

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Fact sphere video again.

[Znex 936]

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Have some weirdness.

 

[Znex 936]

So THAT'S where that gif comes from!

[One 498]

So THAT'S where that gif comes from!

Yes, that's where the gif comes from. You learn something new everyday.

[Wynters Frost 2]

I have no idea what I just watched.

[One 498]

You're trying to win this game? Let me guess you tracked me for days to see my regular sleeping pattern just so you could post when you think I'm asleep, but you're going to act innocent like you didn't, and have no idea what I'm talking about...

 

 

I have my eye on you...

[Znex 936]

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Ok...

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Also this:

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._.

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