mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

I know, I still have to win. 

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

I know, I still have to win. 

But surely you realize this is futile?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

My precious! They're trying to take my precious!

 

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

As long as this thread is open it is NOT futile for me!

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

As long as this thread is open it is NOT futile for me!

Your optimism is admirable, but victory will be mine!

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Surrender and You shall be spared.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Stupid Gollum. I knew I shouldn't have let him stay over. 

 

Now I gotta go get the trophy back.

 

Still, at least he used my nice red italics. That's something I suppose.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

At least You've tried.

[Jackleberry 1,926]

Alright, this time I brought all of the cookies and tea!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Sorry, already eaten them.

 

Got the trophy back. Apparently some little kid thought it was a good idea to chuck it in an active volcano.

 

They were wrong.

[Jackleberry 1,926]

That's fine, I can easily conjure up more.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Alright, this time I brought all of the cookies and tea!

Can I haz some?

[Jackleberry 1,926]

Can I haz some?

 

Of course you can!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Nope, eaten the new ones too.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Of course you can!

Now my life is complete!

 

Nope, eaten the new ones too.

You're sure about that? *eats a cookie*

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

I step away for a second and there's a bagillion new posts....futile though they may be

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I am the greatest Pokemon Trainer ever.... COME AT ME BRO!!

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Done.

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

I am the greatest Pokemon Trainer ever.... COME AT ME BRO!!

I will slap you're sh*t with my Fennekin >:c look how cute he is

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Oh dear, you lost.

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Wh-wha? D: How did I lost?

[Sparkle Speed 87]

I shall win because i am about 20% cooler than the all of you!

 

-Sparkle Speed

[Toon Richard 534]

• I'll let my shotgun do the talk!!

[Sir Hugsalot 9,369]

Winner is back.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Yes, indeed I am.