MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 (edited) As you can tell from my name, Djenty has recently died. Well, the police report came in, and I thought I'd might as well paste it here. "At around 4 am, August 23rd, an armed theif broke into the residence of "Djenty Fuckshitup". Coming in through the window, he did not make a sound. Seeing the attacker, Djenty ran under the table. Unable to defend himself from this assailant, he then ran into the bedroom. He was bludgeoned to death by the attacker at entry. Djenty's parents, not receiving their usual phone call, grew suspicious of his where abouts. They walked to his apartment to check it out. Upen entrance, they spotted bloodstains on the carpet. "Djenty, are you ok?" they called. No response. Further investigating the scene, they walked into Djenty's room. Upon seeing the body, Djenty' father turned to his wife, and stated "He's been struck by a smooth criminal!" ~ Edited August 23, 2012 by Djenty's Ghost 4 I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XUNUSEDXXX 3,459 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 It's a tragedy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,882 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 Hot damn, now I'm depressed. @Moredeppressingthaneverything 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 23, 2012 Author Share August 23, 2012 Hot damn, now I'm depressed. @Moredeppressingthaneverything His spirit will live on, through me, his ghost! 1 I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 HeeheeheehahahahahahohohohohHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhehehehehehehehehhahahahahheheheheheheheheheeheeeee.... ha.... hahhhh..... Oh, pardon me. That's just me giggling at the ghosties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,856 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 You did it again, OP. I just about freaked out when I read the first sentence. I was confused because I didn't look at your username, and then boom; Djenty pronounced dead. I just... idonteven Forum Lounge will be the end of me. 2 You'll be entranced by me ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 23, 2012 Author Share August 23, 2012 HeeheeheehahahahahahohohohohHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhehehehehehehehehhahahahahheheheheheheheheheeheeeee.... ha.... hahhhh..... Oh, pardon me. That's just me giggling at the ghosties. Booooooooooo! :o I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colon Leftbracket 971 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 Ah! A ghost! Wait... I know what to do... *Dials 1-800-GHOSTBUSTERS* [New siggy in progress!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 Djenty's Death is A Wretched Betrayal. It speaks Volumes to the dangers of having unlocked windows. I will become a Warbringer After The Burial of this Strapping Young Lad. 1 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 23, 2012 Author Share August 23, 2012 Djenty's Death is A Wretched Betrayal. It speaks Volumes to the dangers of having unlocked windows. I will become a Warbringer After The Burial of this Strapping Young Lad. SO MUCH METAL IT'S CRUSHING MY LEGS! I think your pledge will be a very valuable Tool to capture Djenty's Slayer. Let's just hope we can get this Wretched Spawn. I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 I think your pledge will be a very valuable Tool to capture Djenty's Slayer. Let's just hope we can get this Wretched Spawn. Between my skills as a Bolt Thrower and a Berzerker and NNL's Undying fury, we should leave your assailant in 3 Inches of Blood. His Impending Doom is Foreknown. GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Navel JTAC 60 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 idk if this is real or troll...which is it, I'm am either very sad or very giggly...help? siggy by CloudChaser http://i560.photobuc...x/Other/gif.gif I'm a Blank Flank (CMC ARMY) with Freakazoid Attributes (Pinkazoid Army) in the New Lunar Republic while being a spy for the Discordian Empire and in worship for the Faith of the Fausticorn (Discord Army)... RD best pony, she started it ALL...Pinkie god tier Pony...Fluttershy cutest/hottest (depending on pic) Pony...Discord best villain...Changelings best minions...Tank best pet...Tara Strong is best troll...and Derpy is best mascot I'm the S.U.E.A.G.P.O.N.I.S. (Super Ultra Extreme Awesomazing General Proven On Non Interstellar Space) [pronounced SwagPonys] Oranges have navals, and so do ponies, join the revolution NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 23, 2012 Author Share August 23, 2012 idk if this is real or troll...which is it, I'm am either very sad or very giggly...help? Stop taking me seriously in Forum Lounge! I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Navel JTAC 60 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 sorry, I'm very naive and cannot differentiate between sarcasm and legitimacy. 1 siggy by CloudChaser http://i560.photobuc...x/Other/gif.gif I'm a Blank Flank (CMC ARMY) with Freakazoid Attributes (Pinkazoid Army) in the New Lunar Republic while being a spy for the Discordian Empire and in worship for the Faith of the Fausticorn (Discord Army)... RD best pony, she started it ALL...Pinkie god tier Pony...Fluttershy cutest/hottest (depending on pic) Pony...Discord best villain...Changelings best minions...Tank best pet...Tara Strong is best troll...and Derpy is best mascot I'm the S.U.E.A.G.P.O.N.I.S. (Super Ultra Extreme Awesomazing General Proven On Non Interstellar Space) [pronounced SwagPonys] Oranges have navals, and so do ponies, join the revolution NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 Stop taking me seriously in Forum Lounge! EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS SRS 1 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 23, 2012 Author Share August 23, 2012 sorry, I'm very naive and cannot differentiate between sarcasm and legitimacy. Eh, no problem. EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS SRS ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS I need this in my sig right now. 2 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Paradox 3,548 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 Ah! A ghost! Wait... I know what to do... *Dials 1-800-GHOSTBUSTERS* *picks up phone* Hello, Ghostbusters. Is your spirit a phantom, ghost, apparition, or poltergeist? The Troubled Fighter: Paradox The Creative Romantic: Skyline The Blind Psychic: Psych Signature: CrystalRose & MatrixChicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlunderSteed 1,252 August 23, 2012 Share August 23, 2012 Very tragic. Now, on to the most pressing matter... CAN I HAVE YOUR TOASTER? You know...the one with the Derpy cover. Regards, PlunderSteed Bassist, pianist, and backing vocalist for MLP-themed metal band Draconequus. Check out our latest music video, a metal cover of "Tricks up my Sleeve" here. Bassist, pianist, and vocalist for MLP-themed alt rock band Worst Princess. Check our recent live performance of "Shine Like Rainbows" here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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