Our family here at the mlpforums (warning: suggestive language)

[Fizz. 1,078]

You do that And so help me you will rue the day Because it will make me one mad pony. And think about this real quick Do you really want to get between me and Trixie?

Yes, and if I see you trying to attack me Trixie will go bye bye.

 

 

Because I kidnapped her while you were typing. Pay up, 2.5 million bits.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Yes, and if I see you trying to attack me Trixie will go bye bye.

 

 

Because I kidnapped her while you were typing. Pay up, 2.5 million bits.

 

You wouldn't do it, you don't have the stomach for it.

 

And since you said that last part.

 

*Starts Equipment montage*

 

*Grabs ungodly arsenal of weapons*

 

"Its time to Kick Flank and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."

 

CALL OF TOM MODERN PONYFARE

 

or

 

METAL GEAR TOM

 

or

 

TOM'S OF WAR

 

or even

 

MODERN TOMFARE 3

Edited January 24, 2012 by Tom the Diamond

[Fizz. 1,078]

Or

 

 

TOM OF HONOR

 

or

 

TOMFIELD 3

 

or

 

TOM RECON

 

or

 

TOM IS A NUB WHO IS ABOUT TO LOSE HIS TRIXIE IF HE DOESN'T PAY UP *evil laugh*

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

or

 

TOM IS IN YOUR HOUSE ABOUT TO GET TRIXIE BACK AND DESTROY THE LIFE OUT OF YOU WITH WEAPONS AND GUNS AND BOMBS AND MISSLES AND STUFF BECAUSE HIS RAGE IS IN THE ON POSITION WHICH IS NOT THE OFF POSITION AND HE IS SUPER AWESOME HE IS UBER AND TRIXIE IS BEST PONY 1337 ROFLROFLSOISOISOI!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

 

Now where's Trixie?

[Fizz. 1,078]

TOO BAD SHE'S ALREADY BEEN SHIPPED TO COLOMBIA!!! TRY AND FIND HER NOW, SUCKER!

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

WELL THEN HAVE I GOT THE PLOT TWIST FOR YOU

 

I AM

 

YOUR FATHER

YOUR UNCLE

YOUR BROTHER

YOU COUSIN

YOUR SISTER

YOUR TWICE REMOVED STEP FATHER

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

I AM COLUMBIA!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Validity of any of this is debatable and most likely untrue.

 

 

You have fallen victim to my elaborate and convoluted plot that now allows me be obtain stock in waffles. Muahahahaha~

[Fizz. 1,078]

You may be Columbia

 

 

BUT YOURE NOT COLOMBIA

 

 

AHAHHAHAHA

 

 

God bless spelling mistkaes.

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Do I have to smack a bitch? -_-

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

You may be Columbia

 

 

BUT YOURE NOT COLOMBIA

 

 

AHAHHAHAHA

 

 

God bless spelling mistkaes.

 

I-I-

 

...

 

 

........

 

 

 

OH CRAP!

 

Off to this Colombia, back whenever! *Jumps into The HindenTom*

[Fizz. 1,078]

Good luck finding her among their population of SIX PEOPLE.....wait crap

[Espionage 113]

You know what...I swear I'm going to do this:

 

DO YOU LIKE BANANAS?!!?

[Skullbuster 1,906]

so it appears tom has declared war on Colombia and Fizzy... this should be interesting

[Evilshy 5,090]

I like wars. They're quite profitable for me

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

I Should just combust both sides so theres no by standers

[Skullbuster 1,906]

i can sell them weapo- i mean apples! i am totaly not an illegal arms dealer...

 

<.<

>.>

(unless you ask the right questions)

Edited January 24, 2012 by Skullbuster

[KPM 288]

Evilshy, what say you we work together as assassins? 2 For the price of... 3, you know.

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

I want in as an assassin

[Fizz. 1,078]

i can sell them weapo- i mean apples! i am totaly not an illegal arms dealer...

 

<.<

>.>

(unless you ask the right questions)

 

Could a five ounce bird carry a one pound coconut?

 

 

*acquired guns!*

[Evilshy 5,090]

I want in as an assassin

 

I don't know, you're not an assassin... This isn't a line of work you can just go into whenever.

 

 

And sure, ouker. I always look forward to the times when we can kill ponies together

 

Could a five ounce bird carry a one pound coconut?

 

It's not a question o' where 'e grips it! It's a simple question 'o weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!

[Fizz. 1,078]

I don't know, you're not an assassin... This isn't a line of work you can just go into whenever.

 

 

And sure, ouker. I always look forward to the times when we can kill ponies together

 

 

 

It's not a question o' where 'e grips it! It's a simple question 'o weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!

 

I'm willing to pay you lots of bits and honey if you take out Trixie and Tom's potential children...

[Evilshy 5,090]

 

 

I'm willing to pay you lots of bits and honey if you take out Trixie and Tom's potential children...

 

How much?

[Skullbuster 1,906]

Could a five ounce bird carry a one pound coconut?

 

 

*acquired guns!*

 

now that you mention it... i think i do have some "coconuts"

* rummages through stuff*

here ya go! http://www.imfdb.org...500px-MGL32.jpg

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

remember, if you so much would even dare to touch my children, i will personally slit your throat off.

just a friendly reminder to you fellow assasins.

oh, and touch my husband, and i will mutilate you.

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

I don't know, you're not an assassin... This isn't a line of work you can just go into whenever. And sure, ouker. I always look forward to the times when we can kill ponies together It's not a question o' where 'e grips it! It's a simple question 'o weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!

Hey now! I have the skills of Hitman, Solid Snake, & Sam Fisher!

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Hey now! I have the skills of Hitman, Solid Snake, & Sam Fisher!

 

ya wish