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someone show'd me a picture that had the mane six doing goofy pickup lines at the viewer each of thier pickup lines were based on thier personality. It wasn't bad but the whole time I kept feeling that this situation would be funnier if it were tottally reversed. so heres pony you and your pickup lines. (I might actually comicize this later if it gets good enough feedback)

First the clever approach

You: hey I guess you must be into geometery cause you've got ALL the right shapes.

Twilight: why yes I am into geometery, don't tell anypony this but my cutie mark is actually a fractal *squee*

then the smooth approach

You: Did it hurt?

Fluttershy: um... what?

You: when you fell from heaven.

Fluttershy: oh... well no, fortunatly I was caught by a group of migrating butterflies.

Third the humerous approach

You: hey baby I got a mouth full of skittles. wanna taste the rainbow?

Pinkie pie: bleh No thanks, I still remeber what last time i tasted a rainbow.

The suave approach

You: hey there, your tags showin' its says uh... made in heaven.

Rarity: aauugh my tag is showing? not again. I swear it pops out everytime i turn my neck... wait i'm not wearing any clothes... AAAHHH I'M NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES. *runs away*

The fast approach

You: You must be tired

rainbowdash:...?

You: cause you've been running around in my head all day

Rainbowdash: HAH as if. I wouldn't be running I'd be flying and theres no way i'd ever get tired of that!

The Honest Approach

You: How about THEM apples!

Applejack: ... I'm not impressed.

 

 

Bribry

You: Muffin?

Derpy: MUFFIN!

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Planty

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The rarity one i found very funny :)

 

Overall there pretty good, and i found then amusing, with the right drawing's these could be really funny in a comic form i think :)

 

It's weird but i imagine johnny bravo being the "you" portion for these!

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I love the Applejack one, and the Rarity one. I think these would be amazing as a comic.

It's weird but i imagine johnny bravo being the "you" portion for these!

Oh good I wasn't the only one thinking this.

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Johnny Bravo pony needs to be made now to please me. Or my OC needs sunglasses and a pompadour. Hmm...Not a bad idea there.

 

I'll think about that..

 

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I love all of them! :P I especially like Fluttershy's...LOL I have to look at the comics, though...*runs off to search the internet* Bye

What is this place, filled with so many wonders? Casting its spell, that I am now under. Squirrels in the trees and the cute little bunnies. Birds flying free and bees with their honey, HONEY! Oh, what a magical place! And I owe it all to the pegasus race! If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve, I'd have come here sooner, and never leave! Yes, I love EVERYTHING!

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These are awesome. :lol: The Fluttershy´s one is probably the best. :lol: Geez, I wish someone would pick-up-line me so I could use an answer like this.

I. want. MOAR!

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The rarity one i found very funny :)

 

Overall there pretty good, and i found then amusing, with the right drawing's these could be really funny in a comic form i think :)

 

It's weird but i imagine johnny bravo being the "you" portion for these!

 

that's insulting johnny bravo has class.

 

I mean check out these beauties he comes up with.

 

My fave is: hey baby. I'm pretty, you're pretty. What do you say you come my place and just look at each other.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA

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On 9/21/2012 at 3:39 AM, ceresbane said:
It's not a saying to go by in the first place. It was a name to a method of flame warring that was used in the early brony 4chan wars.To love and tolerate is to be non-conflicting and act passive-aggressive so that the hater cannot latch on to anything to retaliate with.

The love is the sword. you attack with talks of hugs and friendship. As if they were hurtful.

The tolerance is the shield. you ignore whatever the hater says.

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They're all pretty good except AJ's. Back to the drawing board with that entry. :mellow:

 

Did you raise the sun Celestia? I must not have noticed, for I am blinded by your beauty.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmRe_fK7pbw

 

"do you like apples?"

 

"yeah."

 

"I got her number. how bout them apples"

 

anything to do with that epic line will only result in more than what it was intended.

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On 9/21/2012 at 3:39 AM, ceresbane said:
It's not a saying to go by in the first place. It was a name to a method of flame warring that was used in the early brony 4chan wars.To love and tolerate is to be non-conflicting and act passive-aggressive so that the hater cannot latch on to anything to retaliate with.

The love is the sword. you attack with talks of hugs and friendship. As if they were hurtful.

The tolerance is the shield. you ignore whatever the hater says.

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I got one for you.

 

Me: Am I asleep? Cause your a dream baby.

Fluttershy: Eep! Your suffering from delusional sleep syndrome! We need to get you to a hospital stat.

 

Cheesy enough for ya?

 

Or do I need to add a double helping of Parmesan?

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that's insulting johnny bravo has class.

 

I mean check out these beauties he comes up with.

 

My fave is: hey baby. I'm pretty, you're pretty. What do you say you come my place and just look at each other.

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA

 

HAHA... johnny bravo... why didn't i watch you more. That made me laugh so much I might just make a Bravo pony.

can't now... finals lots of work, not enough sleep. i'll come back to that later. but thanks everypony for you're posts i'm more encouraged to make a comic of something like this. although i imagined doctor whooves as the you pony personally. the original idea was much more convuluted and i simplified it for posting purposes.

 

For example the stuff that happens after the pick up lines. particularly applejacks

 

 

You: How about THEM apples!

Applejack: ... I'm not impressed.

 

 

youpony turns around to a pile of apples

you : huh... i guess she doesn't like the green ones.

 

stuff like that. I just didn't want the original post to be too long.

Check out my Art threads everypony

http://mlpforums.com...tor-art-thread/ and http://mlpforums.com/topic/35635-01s-traditional-art/#entry847552 I love getting critiques and such. Check back at my threads often for art will continually be updated on the first post of all my threads. ummm other than that... hmmm. MUFFINS FOR ALL!

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The rarity one i found very funny :)

 

Overall there pretty good, and i found then amusing, with the right drawing's these could be really funny in a comic form i think :)

 

It's weird but i imagine johnny bravo being the "you" portion for these!

 

oohhhhhhhhh moma,

Johnny Bravo, he was a lady's man of the lady's man, big guy, no chance with women, seems legit haha, silly silly johnny

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Straight forward

You: Your hot

Twilight: *lights on fire*

 

DJ approach

You: You know what i wub more than your bass?

Vinyl Scratch: Is it my bass cannon!?

 

Lame

You: Are you hurricane Dash? because you're blowing me away...

Rainbow Dash: No... that was hurricane fluttershy.

 

You: Are you a laser, because i think you're set to stunning!

Rarity: Don't be preposterous, i'd never be set to anything but "drop dead gorgeous"

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