Well... this is it. Farewell.

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

My dearest friends at MLPforums. I find it is time I leave. Do not be offended. Nopony did anything wrong, I didn’t stop liking ponies, it’s just, the site is holding me down. I need to move forward with my life. I feel like I am going to be making some extremely drastic changes, and I don’t think I can make those changes with MLPforums still in my life; because it will keep reminding me of the past. For, you see, there’s really no easy way to say this, so I will give it to you straight. You deserve it. So I won’t jerk you around.

 

I am a male who wishes to be a female fox.

 

I now feel like my entire life, I have been a lesbian biker vixen trapped in the body of a fat, bearded gamer. I must let my inner soul free from the hunter’s trap I have placed it in, so I can be free to live as the leather-clad huntress I dream of, hunting in the afternoon sun for small rodents atop my Harley... I get shivers just thinking about it.

 

Foxes and ponies do not get along. I feel that, if I keep enjoying ponies, I cannot let my inner biker vixen out, because she wants to attack the ponies, but deep down knows it’s wrong to do so, so she hides in shame.

 

So, I’m sorry forums, but we must part ways. I can’t go on living like this, torn apart by both ponies and my vixen soul. I would fight it and keep enjoying ponies, but I must leave, and satisfy my inner vixen. I have to let her free, to ride into the sunset with my furry biker gang. The highway thirsts for the wheels of her Harley, and the sky lusts for the breath of her Harley's exhaust. Which reminds me, I need to join a furry biker gang.

 

With that, I bid adieu.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol jk. Pretty obvious, but I felt like if I didn't put this, somepony might actually think I'm being serious.

[Clarity 3,094]

I knew this was fake before I even started reading this, lol, it was in the Forum Lounge after all.

I've learned a few lessons before.

[NavelColt 22,882]

 

With all the actual good-byes lately, I'm having a harder time finding the fake ones to be humorous, honestly. Besides, ever since Honey Puff posted an actual good-bye in the Forum Lounge, where beforehand all good-byes in here were known to be jokes, not even this forum is safe from the actual 'OMG FORUMS AREN'T THE SAME GUYS, LEAVIN' NAO' topics.

 

/In your topic, buzz-killing your post

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

I knew this was fake before I even started reading this, lol, it was in the Forum Lounge after all.

I've learned a few lessons before.

 

What? Fake?

 

How dare you accuse me of lying. It is my dream, to ride with my furry biker gang, whose leader is the Toxic Avenger for some reason. Wind against my fur, sun against my whiskers, nothing can hold me back~

[Clarity 3,094]

@,

Oh my, I apologize. It was real? Me so sorry to have accused you, hope you have a good time being a fox.

 

(Ifailatsarcasm)

[Starshine 16,335]

I'm still waiting the moment where someone posted a goodbye thread and really do leave soon after that, without visiting again checking if he left the dishwasher running or not

 

You will be missed Chainsaw, I call dips on your leftover brownies

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

@,

Oh my, I apologize. It was real? Me so sorry to have accused you, hope you have a good time being a fox.

 

(Ifailatsarcasm)

 

Thank you.

 

I may have made my vixen fursuit out of old couch fabric, but damn it, I've got guts, and Vixonia shall rule the highway! The Hell's Furries will conquer the open road!

Edited September 24, 2012 by Chainsaw Bouffant

[Jokuc 8,174]

Goodbye.

 

I won't miss you.

 

:3

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol NOW FINISH THAT AWESOME PIC OF MY OC ALREADY o3o

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

Goodbye.

 

I won't miss you.

 

:3

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol NOW FINISH THAT AWESOME PIC OF MY OC ALREADY o3o

 

Awww. <3

 

And I may later today, but I don't know. I may be too busy riding my Harley with the Hell's Furries and causing chaos in some small town to.

[Nouth 496]

 

And now, to ilustrate how much will I miss not exactly mind not give a flying shit keep reading Twidash quite mind you being gone,

I shall welcome you to the forums.

 

Hey pal, welcome to the best site on the web :3. I hope you will have great time here, make a lot of new artwork friends and

stay active Also, stay out of Forum Lounge, there's some crazy shit going on down there.

 

@,

Edited September 24, 2012 by Nouth

[Motion Spark 7,807]

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

 

For that, here, have a smokin' hot picture of Vixonia.

 

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

I am a male who wishes to be a female fox.

 

is that a buduse reference? Edited September 24, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

is that a buduse reference?

 

A what?

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

A what?

 

nevermind Edited September 24, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Welp, the only thing I can say about this is..