The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

you are so impetuous .. foreplay before!

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

*calls Serbian air command*

 

let's abandon Dubai while those three are there, drop the sheikh at the underground bunker, I have a pickup, at base for a few hours, over

[Skylar 1,641]

*Closes his eyes and laughs as you both argue* 

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

*spanks Skylar* Stop laughing...

[Skylar 1,641]

*Bites his lip and giggles* Sorry!!!   

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

gotta go in five.. let's do this quickly lol

 

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

*gets to Belgrade and greets the people who came there*

 

Everybody, stay in the bunker lounge, I have an important meeting with the Sheikh!

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

Good boy~ *takes Volt like a monster*

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Sheikh, those three could potentially destroy your city. What shall we do?

 

"We shall wait. If they destroy my city, let it be. Then we will destroy them."

Calls Volt:

 

"Hey, don't do any stupid shit, we're watching you"

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

ehi get the buck out of my back! i want skylar not you!

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

>:3 You're mine tho~ *hardcore censorship* 

[Skylar 1,641]

*Watches them*   :comeatus:   

[Mr F 1,522]

*hugs hard*

Edited January 1, 2014 by CrayZ

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

aw shit! back up plan! *pull a grande pin* you are coming with me!

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

YES IN YOUR ROOM!!!

 

...*pushes out of room and locks the door*

Edited January 1, 2014 by Three Wolf Moon

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

*peeks at camera*

RAID THE CITY!! SCRAMBLE!

 

*entire fleet of Arab and Serbian planes take off from Batajnica*

 

DESTROY THEM. DO NOT SHOW MERCY!

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

*granade explode, still alive, lose an eye, opens door*

 

MY TURN!

 

*jumps on the wolfpony*

 

-censorship-

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

*fleet nears Dubai*

 

THIS IS GONNA BE SOME SERIOUS SHIT.

 

*fires off warning rounds*

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

*hears warning sounds*...trouble... Get my E-100!!!

[Skylar 1,641]

*Lies back on the bed and relaxes*  

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

*stop for a moment*

 

what the hell is going on out there? OW SHIT! WE NEED TO PROTECT THE V.I.P (skyly)

 

*loads mg42*

 

come and get me communist scums!

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

*Sheikh calls*

 

We have reports of a tank, German, WWII manufacture, in the city.

 

Pfft, old rusty piece of shit can't even reach me at 1000 meters

 

*drops a few blockbuster bombs*

 

*hears machine gun fire*

 

Looks like they're armed too! Climb!

Edited January 1, 2014 by Chetnik

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

*not effect on tank* Heh, nice try... *aims at chetnik*

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

*jumps out of window*

 

shit let's see what they can do against Nato weapons!

 

*take off with Eurofighter*

 

TASTE MY LIGHTINING FUCKERS!!!

 

*drop 2 Jdam*

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Umm.. nu!
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