The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Lightwing 12,967]

*breaks gun*

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Ooh, you're so strong

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Fuck you. Now get out.

[Lightwing 12,967]

Never

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Neeeeevvvvverrrrrr

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Then,I'll be the one to get out. Permanently.

 

*points gun at head*

 

*pulls trigger*

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

*gun jams*

[Lightwing 12,967]

*kicks Zigfried with Dorothy's fucking kick from The Wizard of Oz for SNES*

 

*oh,and also hugs Wolfie*

Edited December 1, 2014 by The Snowy Lightwing

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Put your gun down and hug me, dammit!

[Hidey 2,836]

*eats popcorn*

[Lightwing 12,967]

*stands still*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

*lays lifelessly dead on the floor*

[Lightwing 12,967]

*gives Zigfried another kick*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

(I'm dead,you idiot.)

[Lightwing 12,967]

(I'm trying to revive you,idiot)

*kicks you again*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

(You can't revive a dead body.)

[Lightwing 12,967]

(Oh,like since when Dorothy's fucking kick actually kills?)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

(I shot myself. Didn't you see. I pulled the trigger before you kicked. And that thing about the gun jamming was bullshit.

The gun was not jammed.)

[Lightwing 12,967]

(Oh,then here is when Tin Man comes in handy...)

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Yeah, thanks for that. Now everyone's gonna think I killed you.

[Lightwing 12,967]

Wat

[Hidey 2,836]

Je suis un petit rouge papillon

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

you're already naked.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

As are you. Did I ever tell you how handsome you look in that bow tie and top hat?

[Lightwing 12,967]

*slowly sneaks*