The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

In your bed there is poop, but what I said is still no fluke. And if my appearence leaves you befuddled, do not be afriad to come and cuddle. 

[Mephala 2,633]

I'd rather not cuddle in your feces. Good thing I sleep in my empty bathtub.

[Shiki 5,855]

>typical /mlp/ response

ifuknowatimeen

[Leatherbehlt 465]

AHHH FUCK ME!

 

In made a mistake in my previous post, so forgive me for making that gross typo.

I meant to say that there is no poop, and my appearence's importance is no fluke.

Once again I must apologize, as your mind I may have traumatized.

[Vicke 3,189]

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'LL SURVIVE IN HERE? YOU DON'T SEEM TO KNOW WHICH CREEK YOU'RE IN!

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,518]

I'll have the blueberry muffins with the side of butter. Take that as you will.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Well sir, if you were lonehearted all you had to do was ask me for a hug. Wanna hug?

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

You are back already? Feisty little devil you are!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

So if I put candles all around the room, will I get arrested for trying to burn down a forest?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

*pounces with open arms*

Oh there's a difference, you just have to move through the jungle that's my beard

Only your beard?

AHHH FUCK ME!

k

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

You're in my bed? Finally, I was being surrounded by rookies for a while.

 

Finally I get a professional around here.

Edited February 20, 2013 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[Leatherbehlt 465]

WOOHOO! There's no camera's nearby... right?

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

You really want it bad? You can't handle the bad.

 

The Russian is too much to handle!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'm gonna drown in that beard.

[The Soldier 2,044]

If you dare make a poem in any manner, I swear I'll ban you with my ban hammer.

 

So shut the fuck up and cuddle with me. For the climax, you will see...

Edited February 20, 2013 by Psyche Clops

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I like the way you spit your rhymes, but this "cuddle" better last a long time. The roughness in it will not help, but by the end, you will welp.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

[Vicke 3,189]

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8GGFCaBTNE

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Hmm, I can foresee your reaction, and it's one that ends up in me being alone

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I guess I'm about to get a good... Vicking. Even though I've never dated anyone from Normandy before.

 

Damn, ninja'd.

...

Not that I'm complaining.

<3

Edited February 20, 2013 by Feather Spiral

[Vicke 3,189]

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You managed to sneak into my bed naked and unidentified, but you still get triple ninja'd? You must feel terrible about yourself, wanna cuddle?

 

Woops ninja'd. and Vicke, you scream like a balloon with the air being slowly let out of it.

Edited February 20, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Zacharias 191]

Sorry, I have German homework to do...

Edited February 20, 2013 by Zacharias

[Vicke 3,189]

ACHTUUUNG!