The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Wingnut 6,990]

Um, hello newcomer!   

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

[ARagY 1,152]

yay raindrops
 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

uhh... hi.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

are you related to Otto?

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

tehee this is fun

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: What is? The ribbon?

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

well yes and also that I'm jumping from one bed to another like being in a mattress store yay

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: That's fun. I used to do that every time we would stay in a hotel.

 

It gets old real quick,though.

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

not if the manager is trying to chase you and kick you out for jumping but he can't cause you jumping...........now that's fun

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Yeah,I've never had that happen.

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

well it's so fun he kicked me out and hired body guards but i got in and did it again I did it for like 4 months

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: I doubt they would care if you did that. Unless it was one of those cheap hotels.

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

well I did that and brought my friends in to do it that probably y or that some one threw up on one and we left and the guy got mad

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Oh. I can see why.

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

that was bout a year ago............but that's not the funniest thing

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Strange story.

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

hey want to know the funniest thing I work there now!! and I'm assist. manager

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: I'm not buying your story.

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

Me: I'm not buying your story.

You can't buy a story that was never published

 

Also, why are you in my bed? 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Why the hell are you being so literal? I didn't mean buy as in "purchase." I meant buy as in "believe."

Edited September 19, 2014 by Janitor Jack

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[Ze Uber Mensch 3]

Nope, too male.

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

well belive

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Hi there. O_O