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I don't know who you are..but..EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! *passouts from the hard wood on the floor*


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So we're gonna quote asdfmovie now?

*wakes up to the sounds of a Shadow Pirate named X"

 

Well Excuuusse me, PRINCESS!

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Baby, I know you love me..so I wrote you a song..

 

 

Hey there little ladies don't you hear my ultimatum?

As I sing the song of love and my lyrics are verbatim?

 

Give a shout-out from the stallions

'cause my effort's always valiant!

 

So slip off all your shoes and let me be your love companion

 

I can get you going gentle

Be so smooth it's accidental

Stand the hairs up on your back

and send the shivers sentimental

 

Hoo! Ah!

Hoo! Ah!

 

You become the only focus as I do my hocus-pocus

As I lay down proper rhythms on your very favorite locus!

 

Hoo! Ah!

Hoo! Ah!

 

I'm your sexy horse god of love!

Come down from far up above!

 

Mortal ponies don't you be scared!

To let your lovin' be shared!

 

I'm working on my twerking

My libido's always lurking!

'Cause you're just such a pretty pony

and this feeling can't be phony

 

I will take you out to dinner

Make you feel like such a winner

And before the night is over

make you feel like such a sinner!

 

Any manner make out doesn't matter to me baby

I can flex to meet your feelings any thing to get you raving

On a plane, on a train, in Spain in the rain

I can cater to the cravings that a body never named!

 

So I'm working on my twerking

Just to get your body jerking

So sidle up your saddle

while I go and fetch the paddle.

 

Gotta give into your feelings

Don't you dither with my dealings

Ain't no grading for my love

'Cause I'll fit you like a glove

 

Lead or you can follow

do whatever you can swallow!

Tell it to your friends

everybody shake your ends

 

Tonight's about the meaning

of the body-rocking being

Cause' there ain't no lasting limits

Any place that you can visit

 

Just have at with your hair

Move your rump to the snare!

 

Now work your twerking!

Now work your twerking!

Throw that modesty out!

 

Just have at with your hair

Move your rump to the snare!

 

Now work your twerking!

Now work your twerking!

Throw that modesty out!

 

Give your body up

I'm here to blow your mind!

Get that body working, baby!

Get that body working, baby!

 

Give your body up

I'm here to blow your mind!

Get that body working, baby!

Get that body working, baby!

 

I'm your sexy horse god of love!

Come down from far up above!

 

Mortal ponies don't you be scared!

To let your lovin' be shared!

 

If you haven't gotten moving

to the message I've been grooving

Better check if you've been breathing

'Cause there must'a been a reason!

 

But baby you be lucky

'Cause I'm always pretty plucky

And I can be a doctor

Just to get your body rockin'!

 

You know it is my duty

Just to satisfy your booty.

 

You got a sexy booty.

Sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty, sexy booty!

 

 

 

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~Let's...get down...to business. ~


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Signature created by: Gone Airborne

 

Imagine if you will being on your death bed – And standing around your bed – the ghosts of the ideas, the dreams, the abilities, the talents given to you by life.

And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book.

And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER!

The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you?

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~Let's...get down...to business. ~

Okay..*puts on suit and opens briefcase*

Let's do this!


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This is pretty boring.


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Hello, Cat. 


"I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight

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Hello everyone^^


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"Look and you will find the Hope amidst Sparkling Raindrops in a Sun Shower"

... as you may have guessed, I didn't come up with this sentence but randomly found it on the net. But I like it.

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