The Vending Machine.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Get a shark hugging you.

 

*Inserts NSFW content*

[Gay Bird 421]

Gets banned by the admins

 

Insert admins.

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get mods.

 

I insert Dschinghis Khan.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get the Moskau music video (yes I looked up the band )

 

I insert Freddy Krueger (love your avi by the way )

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get dragged into the machine by his arm.

 

I insert the guy from Jeepers Creepers.

Edited October 29, 2013 by Orangejack

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Oh god that movie

 

You get your eyes and tongue eaten by the machine

 

I insert Jason Voorhees

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a pool of water. The corpse of young Jason comes out and drags you into the water.

 

I insert Pennywise.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get balloons filled with blood

 

I insert Chucky

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get Tiffany.

 

I insert Norman Bates.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get a bloody drain pipe.

 

*Inserts clogged artery*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get several tons of fat.

 

 

I insert Mrs. Norris.

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get Dave Ramsey.

 

I insert 1 lb of £1 notes.

[Gay Bird 421]

Get 1 lb of useless paper

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

You insert nothing, you get nothing.

 

Insert repetitive music

[Gay Bird 421]

Get random perpetually incomprehensible music.

 

Insert microphone

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get an entire sound system!
 

Now only if you had a microphone to test it out with...

 

*Inserts roll of paper towels*

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Get 3 rolls of toilet paper.

 

Insert coin.

[Cerise Hood 102]

You get a fart. A (very, incredibly,) loud one, which stinks up the earth so we all had to move to Equestria. You're welcome.

 

 

*inserts Katniss*

Edited October 29, 2013 by EpicHarmony

[Gay Bird 421]

Gets a government becoming broken.

 

Insert Team Fortress 2

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Gets hats. Lots of hats.

 

Insert doge

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get 97% of Reddit.

 

 

I insert Yotsuba Koiwai (The 4Chan error Girl)

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get 4chan

 

I insert Jack Torrance (I'm in a horror movie mood now for some reason )

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a bottle of Red Rum.

 

I insert Leatherface's mask.

[Gay Bird 421]

Get me googling what leatherface's mask is.

 

Insert dice.

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get snake eyes. The real eyes of a snake, that is.

 

I insert a switchblade comb.